#flowers3

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me: mom can we have bella goth? mom: we have bella goth at home bella goth at home:

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roxanne: this one sucks, i’m gonna stand on it for a bit

brianne glitched into continuous labour for a while and i had to reset her but i can assure you there is definitely only two

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tfw you have morning sickness but it’s daytime and you need to get back to your vampire coffin before burning to death

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me trying to do any sort of physical activity

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and to round off this generation one more double birthday, and aspiration fails for not going to university. as is tradition, see you in generation 4!

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i thought since they were teenagers they could go out and have some fun but no other teenagers turned up on the lot and edward just started cooking marshmallows so that turned out to be a waste of time

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these kids drive me crazy, literally everything and more in this house (up to and including nightlife) and they spend their day jumping on the couch without my intervention. who needs technology?

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matchmaker: did you think doing this in the daytime was a smart move? brianne: no think-y just do-y