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fav scene from devil wears prada

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Jane as Jocelyn (green plaid): *holding up two blue belts* Which one do you think?

Jane as Miranda (white shirt): They're so different.

Jane as Andy (gray sweater): *scoffs quietly while writing in notebook*

Miranda: *glares*

Jocelyn: *glares*

Andy: Oh I'm sorry it's just those look exactly the same to me. I'm still learning about this stuff.

Miranda: *glares, turns back to Jocelyn* Go with that one.

Jocelyn: All right, and for the evening look we're between these.

Jocelyn: *holds up two pink belts*

Andy: *chuckles again*

Miranda: Andrea, what on earth is so funny?

Andy: I just can't help it. I'm just like, "It's two belts. They both hold up pants." You know?

Jocelyn: These two aren't even remotely similar.

Andy: No, to a trained eye, I'm sure. I just-- yeah, ignore me.

Miranda: *rolls eyes* Show me the spring collection.

Jocelyn: Yes. *holds up a red belt and a green belt* These are my top two for the first look.

Andy: Wow.

Andy: *mimes something passing over her head*

Miranda: Andrea.

Andy: Aw, come on. They're identical.

Miranda: These?

Jocelyn: Ohhh.

Miranda: You think the fashion industry has nothing to do with you--

Jocelyn: Miranda, wait.

Miranda: --but that lumpy sweater you're wearing was picked for you by the people in this room.

Jocelyn: Miranda, just--

Jocelyn: Andrea, what color are these belts?

Andy: I don't know, sort of a browny beige color.

Jocelyn: And what color is my sweater?

Andy: Also brown. But more brown like the ocean.

Miranda: Ohhh.

Andy: What?

Jocelyn: You don't have a childhood dream of being a pilot, do you?

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the gang helps amelia learn the lyrics to bare naked ladies' hit song "one week"

bonus best friend gratitude head smooch

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whale watching

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Tour guide: Up on the left is a laughing gull known for its loud, laugh-like call. Gray hoodie: I have a question. Tour guide: Yes. Gray hoodie: Is the laughing gull a type of whale? Tour guide: ...no. It's a bird. Gray hoodie: Then I don't care about it! Other tourists: Yeah! We're here to see whales! White shirt: Every time you show us a new animal that isn't a whale, it becomes more clear that you don't respect us. Tour guide: Look I know everyone's wanting to see some whales. We're going to try one more spot. Striped shirt: I don't care if you have to call in a favor, kay? Get them here. Tour guide: I'm not hiding them from you. White shirt: You're close with the whales. You have a relationship with them. Tour guide: ...what? White shirt: You stand on their noses. We've all seen the pictures. Tour guide: I... Are you talking about SeaWorld? Striped shirt: If this endless gray sky is what the sea world is, I'm sure happy not to be a fish. White shirt: I'm really starting to question my belief in whales. Tour guide: Okay well whales are real, that's not up for debate. Gray hoodie: Actually doubt is really healthy! Other tourists: Don't criticize her! Tour guide: If you could all please just stop yelling at me, I'm happy to hear any reasonable concerns. White shirt: Yeah I have something reasonable to say. Tour guide: Okay. White shirt: If we don't see a whale soon, we can easily overpower you and throw you into the ocean. Other tourists: Hear hear! *clapping* Tour guide: Just gimme... I'm gonna talk to someone. *door closes* Tour guide: *into walkie talkie* Hey um it's happening again. Over. Second tour guide: You mean the threats? Over. Tour guide: Yeah, they really want to see a whale. Second tour guide: Okay, well you might have to do the trick. Tour guide: I... *sighs* I hate-- I hate the trick. *door closes* Tour guide: Okay I actually have a letter from a special friend. Gray hoodie: Who? Tour guide: His name is Splashy. He's a humpback whale. White shirt: The letter is from a whale? Gray hoodie: Well don't-- don't just stand there. Read it. Tour guide: "Dear explorers, I want you to let you know how sad I am that I can't be here with you today." White shirt: Is this really from a whale? Tour guide: I don't have to keep reading if this is boring to you. White shirt: No! I mean, I guess you could keep reading. Tour guide: Good. "Being a whale isn't easy. I'm busy chasing down krill and doing cool tricks." White shirt: What's next? Gray hoodie: Yeah keep reading I guess. Tour guide: "Say hi to my old buddy Catherine for me, and I hope the rest of the boat ride is a blast." Gray hoodie: ...okay that was really cool. Striped shirt: Yeah I gotta hand it to you. White shirt: Seems...like Splashy respects you a lot. I'm sorry for threatening to drown you. Tour guide: It's okay. Striped shirt: Guys! Look! *triumphant music* Gray hoodie: Whales! *footage of dolphins*

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gossip time

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Liva: I want you to meet someone. This is Greta. Greta: *a cat walking close to a wall* Jane: Oh hey. Liva: Isn't she amazing? Jane: Yeah we actually know each other. Liva: Wait...how? Jane: Um. I think it was Dustin's house show? Greta: *is in a box* Jane: Yeah. And also just same friends. Liva: Wait that's so crazy. Greta: *runs out of the room* Jane: *whispers* We kind of had a moment. Liva: *whispers back* Wait, what? Like what do you mean? Jane: A while ago it seemed like something was going to happen between us. Liva: So what happened? Jane: Nothing happened. But it was just like we were just hanging out a lot. And then like there was this moment where like her sister was in town...and it wasn't in like a meeting her family way but she did introduce me as, like, someone I've been spending time with. Liva: What does that mean? Jane: I don't know. And then it fizzled, it didn't happen. Liva: Right. Jane: Did it seem like there was like, a vibe between us? Liva: I don't know. Jane: Her hair is short. Liva: Did it used to be different? Jane: Yeah, it was like long. Like if you saw-- if you saw her, you'd be like "oh she has long hair." Liva: *picks up their phone and scoffs* Jane: Do you think she's like...sad? Liva: Um. I don't know. Like would there be a reason? Jane: Oh, I don't know. I was just-- just curious. Liva: *at normal volume* Ugh, Toni keeps trying to talk on the phone before we hang out. She's going to break up with me. Jane: No, I hate when we talk about you.

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parent trap

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Person 1: *British accent* I actually eat my Oreos with peanut butter. Person 2: Me too. Person 1: I love to eat them on my birthday-- Person 2: *at the same time* December 11th. Person 1: *gasps* We're literally finishing each other's-- Person 2: Twins. Person 1: This is so scary. Person 2: *off screen* I just got the chills. Person 2: Wait, we can't be twins. Your hair is in a ponytail. Person 1: That's true. Person 2: If we're not twins, but we look exactly the same and have the same birthday... Person 1: Then that means you're me from the future! Person 2: And I need to kill you before you kill me. Person 1: If I'm you from the future, though, why would I be British? Person 2: Maybe at some point I go on like a two month trip to England, and then I come back and I have an accent. And everyone's like, "...really?" Person 1: I don't think I would do that. Person 2: I might though. Person 1: Can I ask a question before you kill me? Person 2: For sure. Person 1: What's that photograph? Person 2: This? Oh, just a scrap of paper I've had as long as I can remember. Person 1: I have one too. Person 2: *puts them together* The paper: YOU GUYS ARE TWINS -MOM & DAD Person 2: What do you think it means? Person 1: I don't know.

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bully from a show on the CW transfers to a real high school

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Black Tank Top: Yeah. Zoe Z: *clears throat* Zoe Z: I'm new, and you ladies look like the alphas around here, so I'll let you be my friend. FOR NOW. Black Tank Top and Flower Vest: *exchange a look* Zoe Z: C's might get degrees, but only A-listers can hang out with a top dog like Zoe Z---why are you looking at each other like that? Flower Vest: It's just weird. Black Tank Top: You're being like rhymey, I don't understand it. Someone off-screen: Kevin!!! Black Tank Top: Oh my god, Kevin. Such an icon. Kevin (in a gray hoodie): *coughs* Zoe Z: Kevin. Black Tank Top: *scoffs* Zoe Z: Let's steal his phone, and then send scandalous pictures. To the whole town! Black Tank Top: Whoa! Zoe Z: Weren't we doing bullying just now? Black Tank Top: Not like that though, not like crimes. Flower Vest: Yeah we more, like, imply a coldness over the course of several years. Zoe Z: I don't understand. Black Tank Top: So if someone says "I'm really into theater," you would say...? Zoe Z: I'd say, "Bye bye, birdie! Get out of my sight." Black Tank Top: *shaking head* No. Zoe Z: Anything goes...except for those shoes. Flower Vest: No, wrong. Watch this. *to Black Tank Top* Do it again. Black Tank Top: Okay. "I'm really into theater." Flower Vest: *scoffs* Flower Vest: Oh. Flower Vest: *to Zoe Z* See? Zoe Z: Wow, that was so mean. Flower Vest: Right? Zoe Z: Yeah, I got the chills. Black Tank Top: *off-screen* She's kind of growing on me. Flower Vest: I kind of like her. Zoe Z: That's more like it. Now, after school, let's go make some memories we won't remember at the VIP section at the Busy Bee. Anyone who's anyone is there. Flower Vest: *off-screen* We have volleyball, and we're not really old enough. Black Tank Top: We're fourteen. Zoe Z: You're FOURTEEN?! Flower Vest: *nods* Black Tank Top: *off-screen* Yeah, how old are you? Zoe Z: I'm twenty-eight. Is EVERYONE here fourteen?

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Is this the Stewart looking for car keys video? No, it's about you being down to earth. It's about me being down to earth. Even with your blonde hair. Even with my blonde hair.

series of my favorite jane wickline tiktoks

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Jane: *holding a guitar* Hi there. Jane: *plucking lightly* A few of you might notice that instead of its usual medium brown color, my hair is now platinum blonde. Jane: I just want to hop on here to say that I know change is scary, but just because my hair's changed doesn't mean that I've changed. Jane: For as long as-- Stewart: *off screen* Hey, uh, Jane? Jane: This is Stewart, my wonderful assistant. Stewart: I'm just gonna put in the coffee order so do you want anything? Jane: Yeah could you please get two large coffees? One for me and one for yourself. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: When I think of the word "role model"-- Stewart: I'm sorry to interrupt. I don't drink coffee. Jane: Just one for me then. Thanks. Jane: When I think of the word "role model"-- Stewart: Could I maybe get one of those thermoses by checkout instead? Jane: I don't know, Stewart, did I say get yourself one of the thermoses by checkout? Stewart: No you said coffee. Okay. I'm gonna go. I'll go get the coffee. Jane: Okay. Great. Jane: Thanks Stewart! Stewart: No prob. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: For as long as I can remember-- Stewart: I'm sorry, this is the last thing. Where are your car keys? I can't find them. Jane: Is this the Stewart looking for car keys video? Stewart: No but-- Jane: Is this about you looking for car keys? Stewart: No, it's about you being down to earth. Jane: It's about me being down to earth. Stewart: Even with your blonde hair. Jane: Even with my blonde hair. Jane: So I'd appreciate it-- Stewart: It's just it's raining kind of hard. Jane: If you want someone who's going to hold your hand a spoon feed you, go work for the D'Amelios, okay? This is a workplace. Jane: *starts playing guitar again* Jane: I'd much rather my child grow up to be kind than smart. Jane: *stops playing* Jane: Stewart, I want you to be really honest with me. Do you think this take is still salvageable? Stewart: Um I think maybe you come across a little bit-- Jane: Yeah, I think it's fine too.