((I’m using that fluff generator I reblogged. Here’s a few of the best so far, featuring @glamorous-revenge and @subukunojess:
Brier always wears Tamatoa's clothes. Tamatoa ends up saying 'keep it' cause Brier looks so cute. But Tamatoa is steadily running out of clothes. (I’m going to assume Tama’s in human form for this one. Still, his clothes would be huge on her.)
Brier bakes Tamatoa cookies out of love. Unfortunately Tamatoa is pretty sure these cookies are a biohazard.
Tamatoa wants to use their laptop on the couch, but Brier always occupies the space in their lap. (Of course she does.)
Brier hangs mistletoe and stands under it. Tamatoa doesn't know what mistletoe is and doesn't understand why Brier has been standing under the weird ceiling booger for ten minutes.
A puppy follows Brier home, and Brier can't bear to part with it. Brier brings the puppy inside and tries to hide it from Jess. (Accurate)
Brier is sick with a cold and can't sleep. Jess wakes up from Brier's twisting and turning and has to entertain Brier somehow until they fall asleep. (Aw)
Jess is a hot sleeper, and Brier likes to cuddle. Jess constantly wakes up sweating in the middle of the night because Brier is glued to them.
Brier is playing with Jess's hair and finds a grey hair. Jess then has a quarter-life crisis. (Pfffft XD )
Brier and Jess have to babysit an infant together. Their true nature as parents are revealed.
Brier buys a box of sweets and puts them in the cupboard. Jess spontaneously eats them all in the middle of the night and tries to keep it a secret. (LEAVE MY CANDY STASH ALONE JESS) ))