Jun 10, 2014
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Alex: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
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Alex: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
@alexketchum: my wallet is completely empty, but I'm happy
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Alex: I'm bored
I seriously don't get why getting your hair done is so expensive. Like, I get if you're getting curls that cascade down your back or some sort of really elaborate weave, but if I'm going there to get my hair washed and dye it a shade lighter than my natural, it should not come up to fucking 60 dollars. I hate people, adios.
I think that I'm gonna go to the beach for the day. I need to work on my tan so that I don't start my summer off looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost.
Seems to me like a frat "pajama" party would just turn into a giant orgy.
nicki minaj brings out the black in me ya feel me dawg???
Don’t come in, you’re risking your health.