#fluffystarter

[uhalexander]

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Alex: how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

[uhalexander]

@alexketchum: my wallet is completely empty, but I'm happy

[uhalexander]

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Alex: I'm bored

[jfckitty]

I seriously don't get why getting your hair done is so expensive. Like, I get if you're getting curls that cascade down your back or some sort of really elaborate weave, but if I'm going there to get my hair washed and dye it a shade lighter than my natural, it should not come up to fucking 60 dollars. I hate people, adios.

[melaniehbu-blog]

I think that I'm gonna go to the beach for the day. I need to work on my tan so that I don't start my summer off looking like Casper the Friendly Ghost.

[uhalexander]

Seems to me like a frat "pajama" party would just turn into a giant orgy.

[melaniehbu-blog]

nicki minaj brings out the black in me ya feel me dawg???

[guinfck]

Don’t come in, you’re risking your health.