#flurn

[smchs]

Bitta calm before Cannonball Mountain-bike Festival blows Thredbo up! #flurn (at Thredbo Resort)

[31terms]

I'm looking forward to this Saturday.

I just thought you'd all like to know that.

As you were.

[largerdirks]

Where to Eat Right Now! (or Whenevs)

It is with the mildest of enthusiasm that I announce my new no-brow restaurant: TryLess ProVictuals, or Sans Effort.  A refreshing antidote to the exhausting attention to detail, and the frankly intimidating competency that pervades so many modern dining experiences, TLPV offers diners a meal that cares even less than they do.  It's anti-pretense, anti-foodie, and unabashedly anti-food.

It's going to be moderately huge.  Here's a sample of the menu.

Entrees:

Some Amount of Poultry.  Raised on, like, a farm somewhere?  Or a coop?  Whatever, it’s dead now.  With mangled potatoes and Stuff of the Day.

So Many Noodles, Struggling to Overcome Greasy Cheese.*  Topped with bread that met a violent end.

Overpriced Vegetables We Might Pretend We Bought at the Farmers’ Market, O'Gratin.*  Like the people at those stands are really farmers, anyway.

Beef in Beef Sauce.  With au jus (optional).

Pork-Fried Chicken Loins or Chicken-Fried Pork Loin.  Good luck!

Flesh-textured Eggs.  Smeared by onion-textured bacon.

*= vegetarian?

Dessert:

Flurn.