#fluster him

[zemothethirteenth]

If Bucky isn't available, go and fuck Sam.

"I... I don't know what you're talking about." Zemo flushed slightly at that, clearing his throat.

[lokislittlesigyn]

Hmm, I beg to differ but you have not received a kiss from yourself so I shall let it slide. *he gives one final kiss to the base of her neck* Now, stop distracting me, sweet wife! I am supposed to be giving you a massage. *he lets out a soft laugh*

—Loki

*she grins* Oh? Have I distracted you? Well, it can't be my fault that I'm so distractingly cute, now can it? *she kisses him - once, then twice, moving to his jaw, then down to his neck* Why are you so cute, hmm? Why are you the most beautiful thing in the cosmos? And why shouldn't I distract you - maybe I like distracting you! *she nips his skin just slightly, then kisses again, pulling away and blushing terribly, a smile still on her lips*

[xdeusxmachinax]

gib to me some asks over @themonsteryoumademe

[sapphirescalemate]

I just killed papyrus with my bitchass dating skills

[neahsinferno]

someone go into my inbox and annoy neah

[blondchiroptera]

Call Chuck by a nickname and see how he responds to it

[pxccavi-blog]

                       ichimatsu must suffer

[neko-shadow-archived]

Open

“--I don’t even try to control you~ Look into my eyes and I’ll show you, I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moves like Jagger, I got the moooooooooves like Jagger~”