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Gideon, about Reid: I have created the perfect FBI profiler

Hotch: Fucked up a perfectly good child prodigy is what you did. Look at it. It's on drugs

Emily: Reid has these really strong opinions about things. Go ahead, ask him something that nobody should have an opinion on.

Derek: Hey Pretty Boy, what’s the worst multiple of four?

Spencer: twelve, obviously, dumbass.

Spencer: You know that expression "feeling like a million bucks" to say you feel amazing?

Hotch: Yeah?

Spencer: I feel like $2.36

Hotch: We'll, I'm at $1.99

Spencer: With our combined wealth, we could buy a pack of toothbrushes.

Hotch: Or possibly a KitKat or one rice crispy treat.

Spencer: Nah. After all that sugar, we're gonna need the toothbrushes.

This one is special bc it was a real conversation between my partner and me.

Penelope: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Hotch: Garcia, please don’t eat lava.

Emily: Eat it and let us know!

Spencer: It’s made out of molten rock, so it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Penelope: Thank you so much Reid, you understand me.

Spencer: Sorry I'm late, I broke down on the way to work.

Hotch: Is your car working okay now?

Spencer: Car?

Hotch:

Spencer:

Emily: If you were to die, what would your last words be?

JJ: I love you

Emily: Aww, me too!

Emily: What about you, Spence?

Spencer: Finally.

Penelope: No!

Derek: I accidentally ate Garcia's cake. How long do you think I’ll live?

Spencer: Ten

Derek: Ten what?

Spencer: Nine

Derek: I saw the most beautiful woman outside today.

Emily: That's strange. JJ's been in the office all day.

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