How to get Caden off a Table/Bar/Counter BN//HA Edition (all f/o’s not just romantics) success not garunteed
Asks them to get down:
All Might- Succeeds through guilt factor.
Nezu- Fails. Reason? I am a brat.
Kurogiri- Succeeds, he’s nice and only asks me to get down if Shiggy is getting angee
Shiggy- Fails, usually follows after his threatening
Magne- Succeeds, Cool big sis is cool
Bribe:
Chesh- Succeeds easily and most frequently
Koda- Succeeds through offer of bunny pets but doesn’t have to do so frequently
Sado- Succeeds through offer of pasteries but doesn’t have to frequently
Picks them Up no warning:
Bakugo- only attempted up to 5 times, each is a fail and results in injury
Aizawa- succeeds because it’s Aizawa
Inasa- Succeeds through man handling
Kirishima- Success depends on if Bakugo is around or not if yes then it is a fail
Shouji- Succeeds, Man has six arms and that sounds hella comfy
Tokoyami- Succeeds, he uses Dark Shadow and I can’t fight back against that
Hawks- Succeeds, I love a birb man and if he picked me up I’d swoon
Asks to pick them up:
Shinsou- Only accepted in the form of piggyback rides
Midoriya- Succeeds, gentleman is a gentle man
Bakugou- Success, After he learns his lesson found this is successful
Tetsu- Succeeds, soft boy is a Himbo whom I appreciate
Mirio- Succeeds, and receives cuddles
Threatens:
Nezu- Fails, he threatens suspension and Caden does not give a fuck so he just leaves them where they are
Shiggy- Fails, you can take my arms but I can always grow the back hand man
Present Mic- Success, big brother is loud and that is no fun
Lures them with Fire:
Dabi- Succeeds 100% of the time, figured it out first
Shouto- Succeeds, uses it as a last resort
Endeavor- Succeeds, only bothers if Fuyumi is upset by Caden’s shenanigans














