#flying beer

[supergreen007]

Boeing B-17

[supergreen007]

Boeing B-17

[duckodeathreturns]

It's a pub fight all right, but it really, really isn't Motherwell Rules.

Just look how appalled the man in the middle is in the last gif when he's exposed the terrible plague of bloody violence that always breaks out when two sedentary middle-class middle-aged choirmasters meet before a four choirs competition. 

It's one thing to live in a sleepy county universally known for its constant gruesome murders -- after all, they happen every single week in Midsomer and who even notices them anymore -- but a punch to the snoot and a wasted beer?  Some things are just too shocking for words.