I found these at the dollar store. All I can think of is I can carry this around and if someone says something stupid I just pull this out ask if I should give a flying shit. I don’t give a flying shit. 💩
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I found these at the dollar store. All I can think of is I can carry this around and if someone says something stupid I just pull this out ask if I should give a flying shit. I don’t give a flying shit. 💩
"Among Us" forgot some stuff.
I was chasing a 2-inch long roach in my house earlier and spraying Lysol at it and I cornered it under a bunch of shit in my living room. I thought it was gonna die slowly and I'd never see it again. BUT NOPE. The mother fucker rose up and took flight over my head while I was watching TV. I fucking leaped over my couch and ran upstairs.
THE LITTLE SHIT HAD THE AUDACITY TO FLY BEHIND THE TV AND THEN LAND ON THE BASE AND STARE AT ME LIKE IT WAS SAYING "FUCK YOU AND YOUR LYSOL, BITCH!"