#fmapost

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people who are like “the final fma battle was cheesy shounen” Shut the fuck up they all stood in a circle and cheered as he fucked god up. and then everyone clapped

[fullmetel]

i appreciate that ed didnt join the military out of a misguided sense that it would protect people or smth. he just needed that paycheck to sort out his brother’s shit and had absolutely NO respect for the government that employed him

[fullmetel]

roy mustang after emotionally manipulating an 11yr old child into joining the military: haha i am so smart. he’ll join for sure

edward, arriving in his office a year later with the intention to break as many laws as possible: I’m Here To Make Your Life Hell, Little Man

[fullmetel]

​edward a 12 year old getting a paid military job: ok but im not wearing the silly little outfit. i dont mind the sweet watch tho. and the codename but only if its cool

[fullmetel]

​good morning bitches who celebrate fma day like a holiday

[fullmetel]

getting people into fma by telling them to at least watch until episode four is my hobby

[fullmetel]

ed elric went to the in universe equivalent of like antarctica with metal grafted onto him and then he when he almost got frostbite he was like “oh... didnt think of that” mmmhdjdfdhs youre a fucking scientist you literally have like a special little scientist pocket watch to prove it

[fullmetel]

edward elric wandered around military bases loudly calling his boss colonel bastard and they just let him