would you rather be locked inside a pet store and be unable to the touch the puppies or be able to touch the puppies but not be able to take them home?
HONESTY WEEKEND — NOT ACCEPTING !
this question reminds him of when he tried suing that pet store — not exactly the same, but similar enough. not really. "the latter. while both are complete torture, all puppies deserve to be pet, even if i can't take them home. wouldn't i still win since i got to pet puppies?"












