#fmylife

[nakastyle]

My reaction to HIM saying aww at the sight of her

[zephyyyrr]

Saw this today and got so mad about it I had to make a post

I can't believe 1,334 people disagreed with her.

You could buy someone a house, take them on a cruise trip, treat them to a nice lobster dinner, and guess what? They still aren't obligated to have sex with you.

Sure, if someone did all that for you, maybe you could get them a little thank you gift, or do something for them, but you are not obligated to have sex with them.

But what really surprises me is that most people actually disagree with whatever I said above??? I can't even believe I have to say this, it should go without saying.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[12082017]

Every single day since I was 12 years old I have checked the FML website multiple times a day to stay updated to every new post. I am 22. I still do it

[cassiebones]

Does anybody else have a random cough in the middle of freaking AUGUST?!?!?

[gfanz4ever]

...guys, help, this is way funnier to me than it probably should be.

[rain-line]

me: maybe this is a good time to work on that fic now? maybe?

me to me: watch roselia concert for 52th time

[eudyptula-minor]

That moment when the title of the second book in the series you’re writing could be: Oh God, I Have to Stop My Dragon Boyfriend from Blowing Up Fucking Everything. 

[inquietstrength]

Accidentally Facebook messenger called my crush while stalking his page. He called me back. I didn't pick up. And then I messaged him, sorry, I called you by accident because I dropped my phone. No response. Time to go find a hole to crawl in and hide...