FNaF Headcanon
♡ Date In A Restaurant ♡
You guys don't go out because he is an outlaw for over 30 years that would be so EASILY to recognize him and a dead ass man that the morgue might be fucking crazy to put their hands on him.
Let's be real, it would be pretty hard to have a normal couple life with him, bUT let's have an exeption.
You and your beloved William decide to go for a romantic night, something out of the ordinary, you two went to a fancy restaurant.
You guys haven't been to any fast food, pizzerias are the last place William would want to go and eat, he's tired of cheese and pepperoni.
At the fancy restaurant, you order Italian pasta accompanied by a nice wine. It's a special night, it's a special dinner. When the waiter brought your food, he was slightly scared by your company, poured the wine into the glass with trembling arms and saying that whatever you and your beloved needed, didn't hesitate to call.
You thank. You turn your attention to your beloved rotten rabbit, hold his hand and smile passionately at him. You are in love.
William looks happy too, he can't keep that wide grin with crooked teeth off his face.
You look around, people close to your table, cover their noses and make a disgusted face.
“Manager how am i going to eat with an odor like that? He stinks!” You heard.
“He is a costumer just like you sir, please be respectful.” He doesn’t seem to know what to do.
With that said, bon appetit!
You smile and start to eat. William on the other hand has his difficulties, he holds the cutlery very cautiously, but it seems so erratic every effort he makes, his fingers are too giant to hold the knife and fork properly. He tries several times but it doesn't work, the pasta was already starting to get cold and you were almost finishing your food.
The last try was when he was trying so hard to get the pasta against the plate, that it broke. The silence was loud...
“Oh William, are you okay?” You look at him.
He looks embarrassed, but the people around him go back to eating with all the noise when he looks at them.
He seems to think a lot before doing anything, He raises his hand and takes the Italian pasta with his fingers and starts eating it with his hands.
The noodles falls all over the jaw, he eats stupidly. Even the shards of the broken plate were ingested. There's sauce between the springlocks, they creak a gooey noise. His mouth is red from the sauce and full of pasta, he looks like a cannibal with guts and blood on his teeth. Wow, how scary and sexy...
You blush.
He finished eating everything, wiped his mouth, running his arm through the teeth of the rabbit suit to get the rest of the food out. The waiter reaches William a napkin to clean himself, but nothing has changed, it was soaked.
William looked at you, seemed satisfied with his dinner, breathing a long, peaceful sigh. He looks at the waiter and the wine. This time, he picks it up with both hands (soiled with sauce and pasta) and gently and carefully picks up the cup. He lifts the glass to his lips inside the yellow rabbit suit, but his fingers aren't quite fixed, the wine spills onto his chest.
You hear a noise.
The springlocks in his chest pops.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH” That’s your beloved William screaming, it might have pop in a nipple, or something like that to scream that loud.
The people around your table seemed frighted.
When his drink was over, he made the sign asking for the bill, he was ready to go home.
It was a perfect night.
