#foolishrabbit

[kingsofeverything]

foolishrabbit replied to your post “Heads up!”

Yeah, I would never in a million years support a community endorsed by someone going by "fullonlarrie". I'd honestly rather his single flopped. Sorry, not sorry.

posting so people can block you

[swedishgoaliemafia]

you are correct to think that joe pavelski is attractive and you should most certainly say so! dude's fine as fuck, and i will fight anyone who disagrees

Please understand that my Pavelski tag is old enough to be in elementary school and contains way too many posts for me to go back and change it now. Hence why I haven’t changed it even though I saw the light years ago.

Everyone on the Sharks past and present is fine af, Jumbo told me so.

[swedishgoaliemafia]

pinkrhinoceros replied to your link “a star burned out - McSpot - Hockey RPF [Archive of Our Own]”

I loved it. A treat. For your wife. Perfect.

Call it an anniversary gift.

flufflybunnypants replied to your post “Hello! Fan of your work here! You mentioned that you had started a...”

This is hilarious I love it

natashastarkk replied to your post “Hello! Fan of your work here! You mentioned that you had started a...”

Ahhh I love this!

foolishrabbit replied to your post “Started a new fic and included an insult to VGK in the second sentence...”

this absolutely sparks so much joy

Thank you all! And I hope the finished product sparked as much joy as the reference.

[bigbrotherlouis]

foolishrabbit replied to your post: WEIRD HARD QUESTION BUT! in your opinion, what...

Genuinely confused how nobody has said This Is Us? Like, that was pretty fucking important and significant imo.

OH GOOD POINT

[magicalrocketships]

A? 💖

APPLES, AARON LIVESY WHO IS NOW AARON DINGLE, WHO IS THE MOST IMPORTANT CHARACTER IN ANYTHING, EVER, TO ME, my android heart which isn’t an android heart at all even though I pretend it is, adventures in solitude by the new pornographers, Act My Age, An Affair to Remember, AUs, a mars bar, a a a . 

[magicalrocketships]

I AM DEFIANT AND UNANON. I think you are one of the loveliest, most self depricating, kindest, and most unbelievably patient people I've ever met. You also have the most amazingly homey flat and I miss it and you at the most random times.

I CAN’T REMEMBER WHAT THIS WAS IN RELATION TO, but who cares, you’re lovely <3 and my flat misses you <3

[thisisarebeljyn]

foolishrabbit: Your favorite book is Peter pan, dorkfish

OKAY LOOK, BUNNY IS CALLING ME OUT... and she’s right. SHE IS RIGHT. Like, I could forget my own name and probably tell you my 3 favorite books. I always knows what my favorite books are. BOOKS MAN. 

I was relating to the SENTIMENT OKAY because my memory is terrible. But I AM A LYING REBLOGGER. I do always know my favorite books.

In case anyone is curious:

Top 3: Peter Pan, Ender’s Game, Gone with the Wind

Next 3: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, The Hunger Games, Blood and Chocolate

And even okay, Next 3: From the Mixed-Up Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler, Harriet the Spy, Shadows of the Empire

[thisisarebeljyn]

Segs Fic Recs - Part 1

 foolishrabbit​ finally gave into the madness (still all *victory arms* about it, yes) hence that massive spam of his... everything. And now I’m putting together a Segs themed fic recs list.

Since Jamie/Tyler has gotten so popular, I’m going to start with Tyler/Anyone Not Jamie.

Tyler Squared - Here’s a primer. Important note: Brownie calls Segs wife in actual life. Segs calling Brownie wifey as well is a fanon thing.  I started with Boston Era first and then did Dallas Era.

so many kids like me - Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Popstar/Bodyguard AU

Tyler’s first impression of Seguin, besides the fact they share the same name, is that the kid is a bonafide dumbass who’s just asking to get himself stabbed. Or kidnapped. 

I Wasn't Looking For This -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era, Kid Fic

"We'll make this work somehow, sweetheart, won't we?" he said, swaying back and forth a bit as it warmed up. It probably made him look stupid, but he'd discovered there were a lot of stupid-looking things he'd do to keep his baby girl happy.

this time it'll be even better (we'll look at the stars when we're together) - Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era - MAGIC CUP WISH FIC

Tyler wins the Stanley cup and finds out his best friend has been traded to his team, all in less than 24 hours. But things aren't perfect, and figuring his life out is harder than he thought. He still has Ty nearby, though, and that counts for something. – (You Shouldn't)-Wish-On-The-Cup-Fic, Vol. 2011 (Tyler Seguin).

Ask Your Heart -   Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era / KidFic

Tyler doesn't become a father by accident. It's something he wants and something he plans. He doesn't plan for Segs to love his daughter as much as he does, he doesn't plan to end up in Boston, and he really doesn't plan to hook up with Segs.

later's better than never -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era

“Yeah, it’s been a while,” Tyler says, like he wasn’t just here, sulking and eating too much fried food a few weeks ago. Segs licks his bottom lip and reaches out, tugging at Tyler’s shirt until he comes to stand in front of Segs, between the brackets of his knees.

in good times and in bad -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era

In which Tyler can no longer play hockey and ends up as Segs' househusband.

the re-education of tyler brown - Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era /  Brownie POV, Tyler = Brownie, Segs is Segs.

Tyler Brown retires from ice hockey at the age of 23.

the boy who cried gay -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era

or, the many times Tyler Seguin tried to come out on Twitter and no one believed him.

treat you like a lover -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Boston Era, prostitution au

Sometimes, Segs pays for sex because really he's paying them not to tell the world about it. Sometimes, Tyler has sex for money because the numbers in his bank account aren't adding up this month. Sometimes, Tyler's in Segs' kitchen making lunch or on his sofa with Segs' head on his lap. And sometimes, even though money was supposed to make things simpler, it just makes them more complicated. 

Gimme Shelter -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - KITTENS

Marshall would probably do okay with the kitten, and Tyler has gotten attached. "I'd have to talk to Segs."

baby, you're making a fool of me - Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Dallas Era, Soul Bonding *

“Segs is done,” are the first words out of Freddy’s mouth, once Tyler’s got past the confusion of Freddy calling him. They haven’t spoken in a few months.

Sugar -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Dallas Era

On Friday, when Segs is in San Jose, Tyler signs for a package that requires him to show ID. It's addressed to Segs, so he doesn't open it. He snaps a picture of the box, including the return label, and sends it to Segs.

Two Guesses; One Correct -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Dallas Era, BDSMverse AU (still hockey)

Brownie looks even more confused than Tyler did by the whole conversation. "I thought you weren't going to tell him you're a sub yet."

Love You Best -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Dallas Era

Tyler doesn't actually have a problem with Benn, but he maybe mashes the button a little hard to unlock the car doors.

Five People Who Aren’t In Love With Tyler Seguin and One Person Who Is - Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin - Dallas Era, Short and Funny

Tyler does not have a harem. He doesn’t.

OTHER PAIRINGS:

Latch - Andrew Ference/Tyler Seguin - College!AU - Boston, KidFic, Age Difference,

Tyler Seguin meets Hot Dad Andrew Ference on the T his first week in Boston.

You Could Have My Heart (Or We Could Share It Like The Last Slice) - Brad Marchand/Tyler Seguin - College AU

Beer pong is already going, so Tyler wanders off to find Marchy. They've been pong partners since freshman year when they both rushed, and Tyler remembers a handful of solemn, drunken pinky promises never to play pong with another partner. He's not sure if he's imagining it or not, but he's not about to go back on a pinky promise.

or,

Tyler Seguin, fratboy, babysits for Andrew Ference's kids and is beer pong partners for life with Marchy.

BONUS:

That One Guy in Juniors -  Tyler Brown/Tyler Seguin (SORT OF?!), Juniors -Tyler/Metaconcept - meta fic and I LOVE IT SO MUCH. This is one of my favorite hockey fics period. Mash of hockey fic tropes revolving around “that one guy in juniors”, check out the links to the tumblr chat, it’s great stuff. This isn’t really about Segs but it’s great and you need to read it.

or

Five Times Belc Helped the Narrative Along and One Time It was Already There

or

"Yeah, I know about that, it happened to a teammate when I was in Juniors."