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Hope you're watching, boy.

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption #rdr #vandermorston #vandermorgan #vandermarston #morston #HOW DO I EVEN TAG THIS #dutch/arthur/john #i just hope the people who'd enjoy this find it KHGFHKD #i like my ot3s fucked up and problematic why do you ask #hello red dead fandom...#anyway this was brought by: The™ one gif from wilde and people posting about it and how #people usually use it as a ship pose ref when its supposed to be at least an ot3 thing #like there's a third guy watching out of frame #and I just. i dunno this happened #is arthur jealous of dutch or john?#yes #and dutch is very aware and thats exactly why hes doing it :)#i like to think he likes to keep his boys fighting over him makes him feel important #also if theyre too busy fighting over whos the favorite they cannot unionize against him #foolproof plan #my art

i'm jealous of Scully for getting to smooch Mulder. Cuz i love him too. But you see the solution is to make her forget all about him.

Maybe call her beautiful, tell her she is brilliant, take her on 5 dates, get her flowers, give her the best head imaginable- and oops i married her and we have 2 cats.

#x files #the x files #txf #dana scully #fox mulder #Foolproof plan #i love my wife #She can't love him if i love her harder #Did i have you in the first half?

I am bemusedly watching the numbers go up once more on my one random Princess Bride post (it tends to lie mostly dormant and then every now and then surge briefly before returning to its previous quiescent state), and I’ve come to the conclusion that in order to see my books reach a wider audience I simply need to add some Princess Bride references to them. How am I going to do this when they are mystery-fantasies set in 1920s England? Still working out the details on that, but it seems the only logical path forward.

#I mean #it just makes sense #just slip in a comment by Len about the pirate ship revenge #and then sit back and watch the sales mount #foolproof plan

i say this 100% seriously this month one of you needs to seduce george russell to get him to leave carmen for you, and then emotionally manipulate him so he lets you into his private life way quicker, and then get on one of his yacht trips with toto and susie, get toto drunk, and ask him if overtake mode was officially made automated sometime in december and if he was the one who vetoed the front axle generator

#FOOLPROOF PLAN