#foolsam

[rusticaquarium2]

Second row of the DSMP kids :D

(next will be Karlnapity kids)

I tried my best making decent designs for the kids, with 5-6 different species, all being hybrids sweats, but in the end, I'm pretty happy with the result.

[corvidco]

Day 219 of drawing ponk until he’s added to the qsmp!

@routeriver @evren-sadwrn @goooser @bdaycheesecake @plnetl @kuprisunshka @snails-are-made-of-jelly

self indulgent sunday monday!

[richiesharksz]

headcanons that no onw would care abt

If everyone's creating headcanons to reject canon I'm in! fuck it

I heacanon.....that Sam feels guilty of killing ranboo

Foolsam pog since ponk doen't want to see sam and neither Sam too see ponk cause, shit dude you just ripped off his mf arm-

Fundy is one of Quackity's parent figure (not really but dude Q's almost dating his dad-)

Wilbur doesn't know about Ranboos death (this is actually canon lmao)

Sapnap would take Tommy to Las Nevadas cause he's way too sad to see Karl lmao and also dream desn't know about las nevadas (right??!)

[just-an-ang3l]

Parents for a week~°♪

*The boys have been paired up to take care of a baby/infant/child for a week.

Dreamnap

Okay, they're both actually good parents. They had to take care of a baby boy, and they melted on the spot when they saw him. Meanwhile Dream takes more responsibility for the baby (like cooking for him, changing him, etc.), Sapnap makes the baby laugh and takes care of him while he sleeps. He also cleans the baby but normally leaves the job to Dream because it's funny to see "Mama Dream" at work.

However, Dream almost kills Sapnap when he accidentally lost the baby. Turns out the baby was just asleep on Sapnap's bed and he forgot.

They are the sweetest parents towards the baby.

The little boy was happy the whole week.

Quackbur

Say that this was half a mess is understandable right? Wilbur barely raised Fundy, and his mind right now isn't the best. On the other hand, Quackity can manage with a kid, he doesn't mind and know how to treat it.

Quackity loved the sweet little girl that was assigned to them. Wilbur had mixed feelings about her, maybe because it remind him of Fundy when he was a little kid and how he wasn't the best of parents. Yet Quackity taking care of the little girl made it seem so worthy and a possible second chance.

—Should we show her to Fundy? She will only stay with us a week anyway –the ravenette asked while holding the little three year old girl.

Wilbur looked at him with a cigarette in his mouth. He seem to think the idea, didn't seem that bad.

—Yeah, probably, for a week he will have a little sister anyway –he mumbled looking through the window.

Overall they were half good parents, one that didn't know how to take care of a kid without trauma and the other who know how to treat the kid with love. Okay, maybe a little manipulation but hey, if kids can do that, why Q couldn't do so as well?(someone please took the kid away before she starts exploding things-)

Foolsam

The best combination if you ask me. Foolish is already a father of two little totem-sharks and Sam raised four kids (George, Q, Tommy and Hannah). They could handle this little infant.

And they did. Foolish had fun taking care of three children, and it was easier with Sam's help. I mean, the man was able to handle Tommy, he could handle any kid. Foolish won't admit he likes watching Sam carrying the infant in his arms.

Over all they love the little kid who won't stop smiling any time his eyes went to his for-one-week parents.

Of course, the responsibility that the baby needs is harmoniously balanced. Both of them take care, and kind of fight for the baby.

—Foolish, give me the child you're falling asleep. –the creeper-centaurs hybrid sighed, crossing his arms.

—No...~ :( let me have him more Sammy. –the totem-shark whined holding close the three infants in his arms.

But they manage well with the little boy.

[goodtimeswithyourdad]

Sam flirting with Foolish

[awesamhimbo-abandoned]

Clingy

Word count: 472

Characters: Foolish, Sam, Ponk (mentioned, like he’s there but he sleep)

Ships: FoolSam, FoolSamPonk (mentioned)

Author’s Note: Putting this on Tumblr cus I’m too anxious to fight with ao3′s tags, y’all better reblog this.

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There were upsides and downsides to mornings, especially when you felt sick and like you couldn't move or else you'd just end up emptying your stomach of what little it contained.

Sadly, the ever so confident warden would never give in and say he was sick but rather he'd try his absolute best to hide that he had a headache or fever.

Sam would hiss whenever Foolish pointed it out and ignored Ponk whenever they asked about it.

This just resulted in one thing: A very sick and even more so clingy Sam.

He was now curled into a ball on the large bed, blankets and pillows collected around him in a sort of nest he made whenever he was especially nervous or felt unsafe. Luckily enough, he wasn't alone where he slept as Ponk was held close to him.

The creaking door, something he kept telling himself to fix but never did because it gave him comfort, opened the slightest bit to let their other partner slip in.

Soon enough, warm hands were pressed against his shoulders as the god leaned down to give him a kiss. "You're still asleep?"

A low hiss came from Sam as he tried to turn, but a sickly groan came from him instead.

Worry flashed in the god's eyes as he sat at the edge of the bed.

"Sam," The tone in his voice just made the hiss-kin curl in on himself "what have we gone over?"

"... look after yourself, not just those around you…" Sam said as he gave in under the other's emerald eyes.

Foolish moved so he could more easily scratch behind Sam's ear and brush a hand across his forehead, though quickly moved away. "You're burning! Why didn't you tell us earlier?"

Again, he curled up more and held Ponk tighter to his chest as he hissed.

"Sam."

"... I don't know…" An obvious lie as he spoke through groans "...just don't feel good."

Foolish looked between the two for a moment before turning his eyes to the pseudo-nest that Sam had made and pointed to in before the hiss-kin hid his face again as it turned red.

"No! I-... you were here, you know I've- ya know."

With a smile, Foolish patted his shoulder. "Are you sure? Never seen you this clingy except for-"

"Foolish. Any other time would be good, but I'm tired and-"

Lips were pressed to his own for a moment, a muffled laugh coming from Foolish before he pulled away. "Sorry, you know I love messing with you."

Sam couldn't help but to purr as he lowered his head onto Ponk's again.

"... are you sure about it?"

"Yes."

Foolish laughed playfully while he sat at the edge of the blankets, mischief in his eyes. "Am I allowed in?"

"... you know what, just because of this, no."

"Damnit."

[foolsocracy]

The way that c!foolish and c!Sam r self described friends with benefits will never not make me scream. SAM IS SUCH A WHORE

[foolsocracy]

One of my fave foolsam moments is when foolish is trying to justify the date as 2 guys just hanging out and immediately interrupting himself with “Sam’s brought me back to his place” and putting his head in his hands