sorry the eurasian magpie is, in fact, a tradie who wears speed dealers, Jet Pilots, and a tapout hoodie, not a gothic lolita.
No, this is a common misconception, You’re thinking of the AUSTRALIAN magpie, a violent and jock-ish brute. The EURASIAN magpie is sophisticated, classy, if you will. She drinks green tea in the mornings, never over steeps it, and chamomile every night. She irons her clothing.
















