Things that legitimately confuse me:
When people don’t like a ship and think it’s “abusive” in that delightful ‘it’s not my ship and therefore it’s abusive’ kind of way, but then choose to read long-form multichapter fics about that pairing only to complain literally every. single. chapter about what they don’t like about the characters and the ship.
What. There’s an entire Ao3 out there.














