1. If you were to kill a man, horror movie style, which kitchen utensil would you use?
-Butcher knife. 2. Did you ever swallow a coin?
-I swallowed my peas like a good kid instead. 3. What was the worst gift you've ever received?
-It's not about the gift. It's the thought that counts. 4. What is your most embarrassing childhood memory?
-At the pool I swam up to a complete stranger thinking it was my mom and held onto her leg for a number of minutes. 5. How many kids do you want?
-None. But that could change. The only constant in life is change. 6. Whats your moms middle name?
-Barbette. 7. Have you ever operated a fire extinguisher?
-Never had to...yet. 8. Worst car you ever had to drive and why?
-Haha the first car I ever owned, a Saturn. I got stuck at the top of Cascade Hill because it had transmission problems. 9. who do you hate?
-No one. Hate is too strong an emotion and takes too much of your energy. 10. what do you hope to have accomplished by the end of this year?
-That is a loaded question. 11. do you have any reallllly crazy relatives?
-Who doesnt? Lol. 12. Did you ever wake up under the influence of NyQuil, completely unable to move?
-No lmao. And if you have, I suppose you didn't take enough. Just kidding. 13. Are you feeling nostalgic right now?
-I feel nostalgic quite often but right now, nope. 14. Did you own a Lite-Brite?
-Yes. 15. Can you dive?
-Like a swan. 16. Do you own a mouthpiece for anything?
-No. 18. Have you ever used a pogo stick?
-Mhm. 19. Who was the most creative bum you've ever met, trying to get some money from you?
-Not sure, I don't really like to make fun of bums but it's always awkward either way. 20. Whats your favorite Jelly Belly jelly bean flavor?
-All the light colored ones. 21. favorite food you CRAVEEE?
-Sushi! 22. When was the last time you pulled lint out of your bellybutton?
-I'm always keeping mine clean haha seriously ill just be lying in bed and clean it. 23. Did you ever use someone else's toothbrush?
-Yeah. 24. Do you REALLY floss everyday?
-No only because I've been slacking on buying floss. 25. what is your favorite cologne/perfume you always wear?
-Love Spell from Victoria's Secret and Drakarr Noir. Mmm.
26. If you were on Double Dare, would you take the physical challenge?
-I ain't no wuss. 27. What's the largest living organism that you killed?
-Spiders. Burn them all. 28. Did you ever take a lighting bug and smear its guts on your arm so you get a cool glowing effect like war paint?
-As a kid. 29. What's the best toy you've ever gotten in a McDonalds happy meal?
-I can't remember now. Plenty I'm sure. 30. if you could be anywhere in the world doing anything right now what would it be?
-I would be at the top of the Eiffel Tower kissing the love of my life. 31. Can you juggle?
-Nah. 32. how do you feel right now?
-Content. Okay. 33. Do you remember that square candy bar called "Chunky"?
-Haha yes. Makes me think of The Office. 34. Predict the length of the next Peter Jackson movie.
-Too long? 35. What was your favorite toy as a kid?
-I was obsessed with beanie babies omg. 36. are you willing to go the distance?
-If it's worth it. 37. Did you answer question 17?
-Troll level 100. There wasn't one.
















