#foreplay!

[pierppasolini]

Jungle King Tar-chan - The Beautiful Assassin

[hanase]

S: This is my first BEWD.  K: And you said you used the mafia to get them? I am not getting killed for touching your deck, right? S: Just screwed... later. J: *chuckle* 

[hanase]

J: Are you signing papers?  K: Mhmm J: ...you spelled 'Kaiba' instead of 'Asshole', be careful.   K: *chuckle*

[zeldaspellman-blog]

JANE: Governor Carter, you have said that the Playboy interview may have been a mistake. Do you think you are being too honest with the American people, and do you still lust after women? DAN: Well, I don't think there's such a thing as being too honest, Ms. Montgomery. And just to prove it, I'm going to answer by telling you how I honestly feel right now. I want to say that you're a very attractive woman. And your hair looks kinda silky and kinda soft. And at this moment in my heart, I'm wearing a leather mask and breathing in your ear.

saturday night live | season two, episode four