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*rewatches howl’s moving castle. rewatches howl’s moving castle. rewatches howl’s moving castle. rewatches howl’s moving castle. re*

minecraft youtubers like wilbur and tubbo are just the second coming of minecraft diaries from aphmau

every time I see any of Mallek’s sprites I just get like 5 years added to my lifespan ::’)

Me @ Paarthurnax: ~you are my daaad!~ (you’re my dad!) boogie woogie woogie!

Me at NASA, applying for a job: I want to go to the STARS

NASA man: do you have any recommendations or any type of previous history?

Me: no

NASA man: do you have a PhD or even a master's?

Me: no

NASA man: then WHY in the world do you think we'd hire you??

Me: standing behind me is an alien holding a laser gun

Me, showing him my ring: she's my wife

NASA man: you make a wonderful argument welcome to the team cheryl get this person out of here

In Assassin’s Creed Odyssey, I have a pet bear and her name is Baby.

Kassandra: I’ve only had Baby for a day but if anything happened to her, I’d kill everyone in the room and then myself.

A t-shirt that says ‘I went to Vivec City and all I got was a lousy t-shirt’

AGEBQNDBABDD YOUR TAGS CAUGHT ME SO OFF GUARD BUT YOU’RE SO SWEEEEET TYYYY

YOU POSTS AT HIM JUST SHOWED UP ON MY DASH AND I’M LIKE OOMFG THESE NERDS ARE ADORABLE!!

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