#kassandra

[thehoneybeestings]

guess who it is again, me! i'm starting to use your ask box as a thought dumpster atp but i just wanna say that i love that kassandra seems to be a switch if you watch a compilation of all her romances you can have in odyssey (no i haven't done that who said that) and i love that for her. you be secure in your sexuality you buff queen

(i am here for my ask box being a thought dumpster— please know it's bringing me immense joy)

OKAY IM GLAD YOU BROUGHT THIS UP because for a while i genuinely headcanoned her as a stone top. i was like ain't no way she's letting anyone top/dom her she loves control too much (i also play her as lesbian/don't romance any of the men so that def has something to do with my previous opinion.)

and then there was kyra.

THE SCENE ON THE BEACH WITH THE ROCK.

need i say more????? it changed my life for the better and now kassandra is 100% a switch in my head (and in my fics) and for someone who is typically very much in control and has to be in order to keep herself and the people around her safe, the idea of her relinquishing control to someone she trusts is equal parts very tender and very hot 🙂‍↕️

[thehoneybeestings]

I kinda want to elaborate on my "ragebaiting kassandra" thought from the other day

She would be so easy to ragebait, I think, purely because of how she has let her walls down completely around you. But at a price

"Oh wow! A pigeon!" when she introduces you to Ikaros and it gets an eye twitch at best

"These grapes taste bad" when you try an olive for the first time gets raised eyebrows and a "what malakes told you this was a grape???"

"I never knew you could wear a skirt into battle" when all she wanted to do was show you the new cuirass with pteruges she got at the market and that will get a hard stare and "whlaahehala-- lipstick in my white bag??" vine level of baffled reaction

But what gets her to decide to let you meet your maker (out of love ofc) is when you reveal that you're not really this dense and gormless, you just like playing with the wheel of fate and see what stupid thing winds her up this time, so naturally this must mean she needs to charge at you like the ragebaited bull she is

okay but like imagine you two have to do something Big Brained one day like negotiate with an enemy or help an army with battle strategy and you're like. impressively competent. and that's just not adding up with not knowing that olives and grapes are different foods.

so once you two are alone again, she's like... hey so i don't mean to be rude but where did you learn all of that?? and you're like wdym, same place you learned it duh 🙄

and she's like no because i love you but you don't know the difference between a pigeon and an eagle and you just gave better input in that meeting than i did so like what's going on 😭

and that's when you're like OHHH the pigeon thing. yeah no i was just fucking with you. i do that a lot actually. the grape thing, too. of course i know what an olive is lmao i can't believe you fell for—

anyway she refuses to speak to you for three business days because she needs time to process the emotional damages.

[friedchicken365]

Kassandra x Eivør - Suits Edition for Pride month 🏳️‍🌈

[narciesuss]

@unisias-ring and I 😏✨

[ecstasydesign]

Pedido de avatar para: Kassandra

[thehoneybeestings]

this isn't kassandra related but I wholeheartedly believe that markos would be a moon landing denier. that's it, that's the thought of the day

THIS IS SO 😭😭😭

no but you're so right and you know who else i think would be a moon landing denier??? barnabas.

for all his wild stories, he is NOT buying it.

like i can just imagine. family dinner. things are going surprisingly well. the conversation is suspiciously normal. and then:

"you know what no— HOW WAS THE FLAG WAVING IF THERE'S NO WIND ON THE—"

andddd kassandra's head immediately hits the table.

[thehoneybeestings]

bee... it is me...

thoughts on just utterly huggable kassandra looks bc currently this has me by the choke hold. do not panic i am exactly where I want to be.

but deadass though like... she's fit, she's tall, she just looks like no matter your build you'd just slot perfectly against her and she holds you so gently but its also firm if you know what I mean??? If you're one of those people who get comfort via pressure (me, im talking about me) then just imagine being squeezed by those arms oh my GOD

naturally, i have also extensively considered Those Arms and have also come to the conclusion that kassandra is an s tier hugger.

but also— i headcanon that she's really averse to physical affection until suddenly she's just. not.

like, if you don't know her, doooo notttt touch her. BUT, if you've known her long enough, and she likes you well enough, then all of a sudden you're being greeted with what are genuinely the world's best hugs for sure.

(and if you're with her in a romantic capacity then good fuckin luck prying her off of you LMAO)

those are my two cents 🙂‍↕️

[melampyguss]

they could never make me hate this dlc i’m so serious about them