What even is my life... 😂
So I'm at the airport, right.
Waiting for my flight to Riga where I'm going on a 2-day break (followed by Trondheim but that's beside the point) and I'm just chilling at the gate waiting to board when... who do I see... 🧐
Oh yes indeed.
2.0. 😂😂😂
Which of course means... HE IS HERE TOO. ⚠️
So naturally I move closer to the gate and next I spot Nana the camel (🤦🏼♀️🎒🎒🎒🎒) chatting to who I assume was an airport handler or smthg like that.
With a bag full of local natural food snackies. 😉
And then out of the blue just minutes before boarding...
...HE waltzes by. 😂👋
A few younger gals also recognized him and there were gasps and all that. 🤭😱
They go right through the gates before anyone else is allowed, of course. 🫅
So then we blebs are invited to board and I KNOW I have to get smthg out of this situation so I'm thinking how do I get footage without it being too obvious?! 🤔
We all remember that one plane pic couple months back where JL was secretly filmed by someone while boarding and he saw it and looked miffed so I def didn't wanna repeat that! 😬
So obvs pics were out of the question, but...
Video. 😏
VIDEO, baby! 😏
I could set my video to record and just shut the lid and no one would know it's on. 🤷🏼♀️
And soooo...
Look, am I proud of myself?
Perhaps not. 🤷🏼♀️
BUT AS IF Y'ALL WOULDN'T HAVE. 🤨🫵😂
Anyhoo THOUGHTS! ⚠️
1. They had the entire business/1st class area booked for themselves, which means they are paying for 15 seats but only using 3. 😂💸💸💸
2. La Principessa needs to have her own private row away from the riff-raff servants who quite happily seemed to enjoy sitting together. 😉
3. SNACKIES NEED THEIR OWN SEAT. 😎
And yes, this is a great time to point out the glaringly obvious:
NO ONE ELSE TRAVELLED WITH THEM.
No SL, no Stevie, not anyone. 👀
Okay I saw a few Mars hoodies and caps on folks so MAYBE they were roadies, but they certainly did not get 1st class seats nor did they socialize with these 3 in any way so I'm more inclined to believe they were just fans going to the Riga show. 🤔
But now back to the flight! ✈️
I was sitting back in row 20 so no way to see the posh folks in their ivory tower, but I did giggle to myself the entire 55 minute flight over the sheer absurdity of the situation... 🤭
Me of all people stuuuuck in a metal box with Lord Messiah 10k up in the air. 😂
Like... there are around 20 flights between Riga and Helsinki by 2 different airlines every day, and we end up on the same one?! 😂🤪
The universe, man... 😂🫣
AND!!! Imagine if smthg went terribly wrong and our plane had crashed!
Imagine me DYING IN A PLANE CRASH WITH JARED GOD DAMN LETO??????? 💀😳
That's some wild shit, man... 😂
Anyway, then we land and as we taxi to our spot I notice a building right by our plane with a fancy black car waiting.
VIP!!!! 🫅
Oooof course. 😎
Then we park and I lose eye contact with the weasel cos everyone jumps up and blocks my view, and I knew for a fact he would be getting off first and quite possibly into a car which will whisk him to that building which was right in my view...
...and viola! 😛
The van swerves to the door and Nana hops out...
...followed by the weasel and 2.0. 😂
Naturally Messiahs don't do bleb customs! ✌️
His Holiness disappeared into the VIP building and Yours Truly was left to pick up her rags and find transport into town since apparently hitching a ride in that big ol' van was a nope. 🤷🏼♀️
And thus we close another insane chapter of the neverending #Kared4Evah saga! 😂👫
But not before I leave you with what I consider to perhaps be the greatest piece of content I managed to grab during this whole shebang:
BEHOLD!!!! ⚠️
LETO ASS PRINT!!! 😂😂😂😂🍑
And his garbage which they definitely don't ask travellers to take with them when leaving the aircraft. 🙄
But hey.
LA PRINCIPESSA WOULD NEVAH. 👸✌️
