Cable and Deadpool AU
Deadpool is in the farr future with high technology (cyberpunk world maybe?), Cable was a warrior who lives in the farr past that know nothing about technology cable nonsensely time travel to the future like in nonsense fantasy novel. No one knows how but he is fucking there.
and enjoy imagine him being stupid and losing shit in the future like an old outdated scared grandpa such as seeing history channel “oh my goTT what is thatttt” “hey calm down it’s only a television” “iS IT ThE ENEMIES, WHY THEY ARE IN ThAt BOX !!!!????” “oh my gOd StOP beating my television STOP” “STAY BEHIND MY BACk You will be safe!” “fuCKING SToP”
Deadpool is a lower class who has fucking low life. He never feel special bcus he has nothing more than living day by day, being a criminal and all. And suddenly there’s a weird dude looks at him like everything he does is so amazing as if it was magic which it’s only cheap decent tech.
“Are you god?!? a wizard? evil?” it’s quite a funny view seeing a big tough guy trying so hard to not show how freaked out and scared he is. “wat?” Wade paused while still holding air conditioner remote. The hot air is filling the room slowly riding cold out. “you can control the weather” He is, to be honest, contemplating that should he praise this weird god, or should he kill this weird wizard/evil.
Wade would never expect anyone to call him god before “No-” wait… am I god? “NO dOUBT, I am, and better”
“I.. I don’t believe. It’s impossible”
meh, you can fake calm as much as you want but holy you are such a shitty liar.
“duh,” Wade adjust to lower temp. The air suddenly is full of cold air as if it has never been warm before. Grinning Wade said “I can control the weather” “If you are really better than god, send me back”
oops