#forkgate

[gachamatcha]

The kitchen has run out of forks. The people are growing restless and cry out for help. The spoons are the only ones who hear our pleas.

[m-illeadh]

forkgate continues and today we’re eating noodles with a spoon. this is my life now. i may never see a fork again

[cuddlycuttlefish]

Will forkgate ever end???

[queen-daenerys]

bloodmxgic said: idk i mainly use it with my right ( my dominate hand ) which makes sense but when i’m cutting something I have it in my left and then I just use it from there but my parents criticize me for bad table manners.

yeah, i just dont think i could cut very well with my left so it’s easier with the fork in your left hand..? but yeah, here it’s considered bad manners to use the fork with your right hand..!

[julianeverly]

Much good has come of this.

[scottspizzatours]

I really don't care if someone eats a slice of pizza with a fork, but it's hilarious when a pizzeria auctions off the fork to benefit the Stephen Siller Tunnel to Towers Foundation, a nonprofit whose mission is to honor 9/11 first responder Stephen Siller. The bidding is up to $2,600 and my birthday is only 8 months away!

[wasgesternpassiertist]

Die New Yorker sind außer sich: Isst deren neuer Bürgermeister Bill de Blasio doch tatsächlich seine Pizza mit Messer und Gabel! Unglaublich! Blasphemie! Was kommt als nächstes? Präpositionen wieder in Sätzen? Pah! Ich mach dich Messer!

[julianeverly]

Another critic.