How to Make Great Impressions at Bike Industry Expos: Me: "This is such a sweet rig." #EllisCycles rep: "Yeah, it's Beyonce's." Me: "Beyonce's?! How?" Him: "She requested it." Me: "But like, how'd she find out about Ellis? Through the Internet?" Him: "What? Maybe, I'm not sure." Me: "I had no idea she was into road cycling. I mean, I knew she was into commuter bikes..." Him: "She always has been. That's what Deborah and Dave do together." Me: "Deborah? That's not her real name is it?" Him: "What do you mean?" Me: "Beyonce's real name is Beyonce." Him: "I said fiancé." Silver lining, it's my new mission to turn Beyonce into a roadie. #PhotoshopPrivilegesRevoked #WhoBikeTheWorldGirls @beyonce #FormattingInstagramTextIsImpossible #outdoorwomen #beyonce