Okay firstly I KNEW IT I just didn’t want to seem like an idiot if we weren’t mutuals?? like I don’t remember names anyway nevermind urls and I just go off of vibes to identify people. ily tho
secondly a punk lesbian waitress is the woman who served me at the bar I was just at. she had short hair and like fifty million piercings that all had spikes in them and a sleeve tattoo and she was so pretty I couldn’t think straight.
Apparently she was childhood friends with one of my close friends and when they saw each other they exchanged Instagrams to keep in touch and all I could think was gaygaygayhotgaygayhot and then when I ordered a water she joked around with me and I almost passed out for a second and made a huge fool of myself. so yeah
And lastly!! I have no clue what my sexuality is!!! I would say lesbian but then daniel and Jenson exist and I’m very confused. I’m going by bi at the moment but I’ve never actually met a guy that I like so ://
oh i remember names and users pretty well, but when people change @ it’s a bit tricky.
ok bestie here’s what u’re gonna do: ask ur close friend for her insta handle, follow the punk lesbian waitress and slide into her dms! lesbians usually don’t mind. i hope u’re of age and im not being inappropriate but im assuming u are bc why on earth would u be at a bar if u’re not (well....u did ask for water 🤔) if this is too forward for u than show up at the bar and make conversation
btw it’s totally fine if u don’t label urself and there’s a bunch of bi people who have never been with both genders. sexuality is about attraction not experience!
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