#forsciencesh

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The boys get dressed up to go undercover at a Scottish wedding. Hijinks ensue.

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Sherlock wants to conduct a sleep study of sorts. John contemplates smothering him with a pillow.

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In which there’s a rimming disaster, Sherlock depilates his butt, everything goes very, very wrong and groceries are mistreated. This fic contains hair removal creme in a butthole, ice lollies in a butthole and John Watson's penis in a butthole. You have been warned. (Complete crack, written for a prompt on the Kink Meme, based on online reviews for a hair removal creme. Link inside.)

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“You want to have sex with me,” Sherlock announces one evening about a year after John's divorce. John's vigorous denial sparks a three-day wager wherein Sherlock is determined to prove his point, and John is determined to hold onto his heterosexuality.

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Sherlock, a long-time sufferer of insomnia, is forced to share a bed with John at a hotel while on a case. To his astonishment, he finds that spending the night next to John helps him sleep and becomes determined to maneuver himself back into John's bed.

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Sherlock is experimenting with patterns of wear on lipstick in daily encounters. John is going to go insane.

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John helps Sherlock with an experiment: for an entire month, they are not allowed to touch each other and must remain at least one metre apart at all times. Meanwhile, I conduct my own experiment: how much UST can I shove into a single fic?

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Sherlock is conducting a vulgarity experiment. Everyone gets to suffer for science, especially John.