Hot take but wear underwear under your kilts ya nasty.
"but a true scotsman-"ah ah shut up shut UP. I know more about American girl dolls western European 18th and 19th c fashion than you do genius. Also my grandmother's maiden name was Scott, just to flex my credentials.
True, men did not wear anything we would recognize as underwear under the kilts at the height of their usage. But, at the time, nobody anywhere in Western Europe of any gender wore any such garment under anything. No underpants, no trunks, no briefs, no boxers, no drawers.
What they did wear to serve the functions of underwear(protecting the upper layers from your sweat/other fluids to make for easier laundering) was a long linen shirt or smock. Your bare cock and ass would not have been in direct contact with your kilt. This idea of not wearing any undergarment with a kilt or plaid is just a historic misconception.
So either wear an 18th c shirt with your kilt down to your knees, or wear some god damn boxers and stop farting and sweating directly into your wool kilt that can't exactly be thrown in the wash.
Juicy Sale Details: From now through Tuesday, December 2nd,
most* of our socks are 20% off!
*exclusions apply: see our sale collection for details. No code needed -- prices are as marked.
We invite you to join us on a little stroll through the digital aisles of our catalog!
As purveyors of some of the world's finest thigh high socks, we sometimes give the impression that that's all we carry, so today we wanted to remind you that we have something for everyone!
A note to our international customers: Due to longer shipping times and customs clearance, we strongly encourage you to place orders by December 1st for the best chance of receiving them by Christmas!
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This collection mostly features crew and knee high socks, with fun designs to align with your personal interests and aesthetic.
Socks and tights for creatures great and small, depicting creatures great and small! Perfect for the animal lover in your life (which might be you)!
Bring the garden to you with these gorgeous plant themed styles!
Cozy styles that hit somewhere around the knee, to complete the kilted look, and keep your legs warm!
Even MORE cozy socks, featuring thicker knits, like a good, chunky sweater!
The novelty of having separated toes will never fade for the many diehard toe sock fans!
If you're looking for something sassy, yet subtle, our line of Um... Socks features secret messages on the soles of the feet!
A favorite fiber in winter, wool is insulating and moisture wicking (which surprisingly makes them pretty great for warm weather, as well)! If you've never had a great pair of wool socks, you're missing out!
