#forthwith

[alongwaytostar]

OCs…..

A story that @shittygaypornmagazine @yris-latteyi and I are working on

[jeffersonbluejay]

[travishuggett]

Good luck with that.

[elderbwrry]

k no one panic, i had an idea

[screaming-skvll]

“Have you seen this flyer? ‘A Lament for the Demise of the Scout Rifle: An Analytical Ballistics Dramatic Performance’.”

“So it’s a play... about scout rifles?”

“It is a play, or a dramatic reading, or something... but it also purports to be a dissertation on scout rifles’ declining use and the shortcomings of their performance characteristics...”

“Weird.”

“Maybe not so weird. Combines two modes of griping about how things somehow used to be better.”

“Pretty harsh review for someone who hasn’t even seen the work yet.”

“Should I take it to the Tower Gazette?”

“Forthwith.”

(Does Not Compute w/ Refurbished Black Armory)

[thehumming6ird]

Erm. I may have just found a whole new Hiddles obsession...

There I was, minding my own business, merrily zooming in on those pretty eyes. But then... *Boom* I had to go and notice this little bit of lip peeking through:

*clenches fists* Now I really want to bite it! 😱

Moral of the tale:

Humm officially needs a zoom intervention.

[dgadcauneucolicomiri-blog]

[mulaneysbutt]

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