What happened if the four inept guards had to foalsit sunbeam?
Wowzas, Four Inept Guard Ponies? I haven't heard that name in 10 years *Pours drink*
In reality that would hecking never happen. Princess Celestia would never let any inept ponies near her precious baby boi, especially when trying to keep his existence on the downlow for reasons. His nanny/bodyguard Noble Heart agreeing on this. He a poor shy lil baby, he only needs one nanny in his life.
In haha parody, lot's of shenanigans and chaos I'm sure. Bastion eating all the baby food, Nors complaining about having to do anything, Arrhowhead declaring is perfect opportunity to practice parenting skills only to fail comedically.
Monolith being the one with actual parenting experience skills being the one keeping things somewhat together in the chaos.
Either way something caught on fire somewhere and nopony knows how or why. It just happens when those four are involved.
Don't worry, Sunbeam is fireproof.










