Lou Teasdale still baffled by “Larries”
https://mobile.twitter.com/nocontrolabbs/status/1336436809467899906
Some select quotes:
“I just have millions of girls that STILL are asking me about Louis and Harry being gay”
“It’s just such a huge thing - they’re called Larries”
“[what is a larrie?] A Larrie is someone who, like, buys into that conspiracy theory that they’re a couple and everything else has been set up to cover it up”
“They believe that we--like me, management, everyone, the fake girlfriends - it’s all a plot to cover it up”
“[do they believe they’re both gay but in separate relationships?] No, that they’re together but it’s all covered up”
"Honestly it’s crazy the things they come up with”
“Sometimes I’ll do an instagram live for, like, a brand, and I’ve got to talk about a hair tool. And what I’ll do is, I’ll like, touch my face, and one of them will write really quick ‘touch your face if larry’s real’ --and then they screenshot it! And then they’ve got - they think they’ve got their proof!”
She also:
1) tells a brief story in which Louis and Eleanor, and, separately, Harry, are tangentially hanging around in the same places as her, and the tinhats think they have it all figured out
2) laments that while it might have been funny, it’s now been ten years, which, ... yeah, yikes.
And what’s the first comment under this? Three guesses and the first two don’t count:














