#four???

[frankgoestodc]

I need to fix this

[italiantea]

'I'd rather eat cake' is a rather ironic catchphrase tonight as my pursuer shows up the night before my birthday with four cakes

[worldwake]

My snapchat memories on Christmas eve are always of that party I was posting about (I guess party is misleading, it’s a regular family dinner my family is randomly invited to) and always, specifically, of the dogs. I spend the whole time petting the dogs

[snippyrocket]

Proton needs a best friend, stat.

[peachdoxie]

I didn't even know that 4-ply toilet paper existed until like ten minutes ago but I bought some at Poundland because it was the best deal but tbh I am concerned that it might be Too Much Ply

[thatturtlething]

Mood: the incredible dread I feel as I realize the endless passage of time, its flow without concern for our lives and minds; every moment lost before it fully existed

Reason: John Mulaney mentioned that Petunia is four years old

[cicadamn]

STOP. MISSING.