#fourth base

[mmmmemezzz]

[lxtzwxndxr]

For anyone who is not smiling rn or is yet to smile today, look at this ridiculous dad joke: “did someone say they’re having a house party?”

[scythedelic]

"Butter Theory" by The Jazz Jousters, Stay Classy

[speltlikebottle]

A sexual touch is the definition of bliss

[meagannfjk]

No but if you scratch my back I'll probs take you to fourth nfj

[blurrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-blog]

Two of my friends doing a cover of a great song! 

[askkanjiandnaoto-blog]

Kanji: Uh... Y-You mean how far have we gone...?  *nosebleeds* Ah shit...! Naoto: O-O Kanji!! D< Y-Y-You JERK!! Kanji: I'M SORRY!! Uugh, I'm gonna go clean myself up... Naoto: . . . . >//////>; Naoto: We're not at liberty to discuss that. ¬.¬ *deathglare* Do you have anything to add, Kanji? Kanji:  .___.; Nope. // Fun Fact: Kanji had an actual bloody nose for this one. XD // 

[gloomyskye]

Things my parents say to Shane when he comes up to bat

Mom: Come on, you can do it you little ADD dude!

Dad: Crush that motherfucker!

Dad: Get to fourth base!