#foxesthefany

[sebsoracle]

Has Sebastian accepted that the internet has assigned him lore?

Five of Wands, Reversed—Trickery, contradiction, litigation, disputes

Oh he's aware of it, even if he doesn't know the full extent. He isn't afraid to go after people legally if they cross the line. I don't think he's the biggest fan of it all.

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[sebsoracle]

Does Sebastian emit Dad Wi-Fi?

The Star—Loss, theft, privation, abandonment, although another reading suggests hope and bright prospects in the future

The process has begun. He hopes to radiate intense dad energy in the future. Hashtag DILF status.

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[sebsoracle]

Is Sebastian fueled by coffee and spite?

Eight of Cups—This card speaks for itself on the surface, but other readings are entirely antithetical—giving joy, mildness, timidity, honor, modesty.

Not anymore. He used to be but he has since left that lifestyle behind for healthier frontiers.

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[sebsoracle]

Can Sebastian predict the weather every time his knees pop?

The Tower—Misery, distress, ruin, indigence, adversity, calamity, disgrace, deception

No. His knees are actively working against him in this and all matters.

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[sebsoracle]

Does Sebastian read comments about himself online?

Knight of Wands, Reversed—Rupture, division, interruption, discord

No, at least not anymore. He might be tempted but always sits down and reminds himself to fight the urge because he knows it's never a good idea. That doesn't mean he doesn't see things, especially what might be brought to his attention, but he tries to not seek it out because it has stressed him out in the past.

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[sebsoracle]

Is Sebastian Stan bald enough to unlock a secret aura?

Seven of Wands, Reversed—Perplexity, embarassment, anxiety

No 💀

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[sebsoracle]

Does Sebastian like pink and bunnies??

The Hierophant, Reversed—Society, good understanding, Concord, over-kindness, weakness

Knight of Pentacles, Reversed—Inertia, idleness, repose of that kind, stagnation—also discouragement, carelessness.

Sebastian is not a huge fan of pink (there's some internal gender bias there), but he's neutral toward bunnies as he hasn't really had reason to form an opinion on them.

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