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I just really love @foxxandbeanz and how she lets me narrate every aspect of my life, including tv shows she has seen, to hear opinions she didn’t ask for.

Everyone deserves a Colleen. Get you a Colleen.

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𝓚𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓘𝓷 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓢𝓽𝓸𝓻𝔂 by @foxxandbeanz

Gendry has been hiding in plain sight for three years. Smithing. Biding his time. Alone. Someone is about to find him and set him on a new path to familiar faces *or* Gendry finds out Arya is alive and they start a new journey together.

“𝙰𝚛𝚢𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚗𝚎𝚎𝚍𝚜 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚙.”

𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚢 𝚋𝚞𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚕𝚒𝚎𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚊 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚎𝚕𝚝 𝚜𝚞𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚕𝚢 𝚜𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘𝚘𝚔 𝚑𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚖𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚍𝚜 𝚑𝚎’𝚍 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚞𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚗 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚍. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚗𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚎𝚊𝚝 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚜𝚊𝚔𝚎𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚞𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚖𝚊𝚒𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚢 𝚆𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚜. “𝙰𝚛𝚢𝚊 𝚂𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚍𝚎𝚊𝚍.”

“𝚂𝚑𝚎’𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝. 𝙽𝚘𝚝 𝚢𝚎𝚝.”

𝙷𝚎 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗. 𝙶𝚒𝚟𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚕𝚒𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚏𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚍. 𝚁𝚎𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚙𝚞𝚕𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚝𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚟𝚎𝚕𝚢 𝚒𝚗 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚟𝚎𝚒𝚗𝚜 𝚊𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊𝚗 𝚞𝚛𝚐𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚛𝚞𝚗. 𝙸𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚍𝚒𝚛𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚜𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍. 𝙷𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚏𝚕𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖, 𝙲𝚕𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛 𝚙𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚎𝚊 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚒𝚗. 𝙳𝚎𝚊𝚍 𝚘𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚎𝚟𝚎𝚛, 𝙰𝚛𝚢𝚊’𝚜 𝚜𝚎𝚌𝚛𝚎𝚝𝚜 𝚠𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚘 𝚔𝚎𝚎𝚙. “𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚒𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜. 𝙴𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚢𝚜.”

“𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚍𝚎 𝚒𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚃𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚜. 𝙱𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚕𝚊𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝𝚎𝚛 . . . 𝚃𝚠𝚘 𝚍𝚊𝚢𝚜. 𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚙 𝚝𝚘 𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚜.”

“𝚆𝚊𝚒𝚝,” 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚙𝚝 𝚏𝚛𝚘𝚖 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚋𝚋𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚍, 𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚎 𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚒𝚘𝚗𝚜. “𝙱𝚛𝚊𝚊𝚟𝚘𝚜? 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚋𝚒𝚐, 𝚢𝚎𝚊𝚑? 𝙷𝚘𝚠’𝚖 𝙸 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚏𝚒𝚗𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚑𝚎𝚛?”

“𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝚙𝚛𝚎𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏. 𝚂𝚑𝚎’𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚓𝚞𝚛𝚎𝚍.”

“𝚂𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎’𝚜 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛?” 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚓𝚊𝚠 𝚝𝚎𝚗𝚜𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚜 𝚑𝚎 𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚛𝚛𝚎𝚍 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐, 𝚎𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚛𝚘𝚘𝚖 𝚏𝚘𝚛 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚑𝚊𝚖𝚖𝚎𝚛.

“𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕.”

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ONE-SHOT:

“𝙸𝚝’𝚜...𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚔, 𝙶𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚛𝚢. 𝙸𝚝’𝚜 𝚜𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚢. 𝙸𝚝 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜𝚗’𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗 𝚊𝚗𝚢𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚗𝚐.”  

“𝙽𝚘? 𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚘𝚏 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢, 𝙰𝚛𝚢𝚊,” 𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚊𝚒𝚍, 𝚛𝚊𝚒𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚑𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚜 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚊𝚒𝚛 𝚊𝚜 𝚒𝚏 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚊𝚕𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢’𝚍 𝚋𝚞𝚒𝚕𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚒𝚛 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚎𝚢𝚘𝚗𝚍. “𝙸𝚝 𝚖𝚎𝚊𝚗𝚜 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚗 𝚋𝚎 𝚔𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚎𝚍 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚢 𝚑𝚘𝚖𝚎.”  

“𝚈𝚘𝚞? 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚠𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚐𝚘? 𝚆𝚘𝚞𝚕𝚍 𝙸 𝚋𝚎 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐?” 𝚂𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚒𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚍 𝚊𝚝 𝚑𝚎𝚛 𝚊𝚕𝚎. “𝙸 𝚍𝚒𝚍𝚗’𝚝 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚣𝚎 𝙸 𝚌𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎. 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚙𝚎𝚗𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚖𝚊𝚛𝚛𝚢 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚖𝚊𝚗 𝚠𝚑𝚘 𝚒𝚗𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚝.”

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𝕄𝕖𝕣𝕣𝕪 ℂ𝕙𝕣𝕚𝕤𝕥𝕞𝕒𝕤, @foxxandbeanz​! 𝔸𝕕𝕠𝕣𝕖 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕥𝕠 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕞𝕠𝕠𝕟 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 - 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕓𝕒𝕔𝕜 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟. 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝕦𝕝𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕖 𝕞𝕒𝕤𝕙 𝕥𝕠 𝕞𝕪 𝕡𝕠𝕥𝕒𝕥𝕠. 𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕗𝕦𝕝 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦, 𝕒𝕝𝕨𝕒𝕪𝕤! 𝕩

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thoughts on sheets? i'm bottom sheet yes! top sheet? fucking useless. gets in my way. i never even put it on my bed. xo

Oh my god I have THOUGHTS. So originally I was like you? I hated the flat sheet. No matter what I did, it never stayed put and I just thought it was dumb. I don’t remember what happened but one day that changed and now the idea of *not* using a flat sheet is preposterous to me? 

Sidenote: Can we please get drunk on zoom and debate bedding? Cool thanks.

Send me an ask: “thoughts on.....?”

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WIFEY!!! QUEEN COLLY!!!! 

♀✌🏻❁ ☮✨❄️♪

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foxxandbeanz replied to your post “Fanfiction asks 29, 32 & 40, upon your return ;) xox”

@elleisforlovee i am the #1 CFDD fan! and what also what is this about Downton fics mam?

OH RIGHT!

FOR ANYONE THAT DOESN’T KNOW. I USED TO WRITE DOWNTON ABBEY FANFICTION. LIKE IT WAS MY LIFE FOR MANY YEARS. AND IT CAN ALL BE FOUND ON FFNET. I deleted my most popular story (FOR REASONS, OKAY?) but some of my other good ones are there. 

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We're not about fake platitudes and kid gloves. Sometimes you want the sweet well meaning but it can feel so fake even when it's not. It can feel patronizing. Sometimes you just want to live in the trash. It's not gonna be better til it is. And then it's marginal.

@foxxandbeanz​ just spit this shit at me and I am SHOOK