#foxy ask

[freddy-fazbear-pizzeria]

To everyone at the pizzaria, who do you want under the mistletoe with you this year ;)?

Nobody.

- Freddy

F-f-….You should know.

- Bonnie

N-nobody! The mistletoe thing is just silly!…Eheh…Heh…

- Chica

A big plate of nachos.

- Foxy

*GHOSTLY SOBBING*

- Goldie

I see where this is going. If you think I like anyone, I don’t. Yeesh!

- Endo

I just want to be left alone.

- Purple Freddy

I’m not going to bother with this holiday nonsense.

- The Puppet.

[freddy-fazbear-pizzeria]

Did Foxy sneak weed into the candy.

I wanted to put weed in there, but Freddy said that was where he drew the line.

- Foxy

[freddy-fazbear-pizzeria]

Hey Foxy, what are you dressed as?

WHAT NO I DIDN’T PUT BOOZE IN THE PUNCH B-

I-…I mean…Uh…

I’m dressed as a cowboy.

You know, “Howdy, howdy, where’s the brothel, pard’ner?”

- Foxy

[skepticamongthefaithful]

Favorite place?

There’s this beach I like to visit at least once a month. I can get there real quick on the 5 freeway, but I love traveling down the PCH to get there, since I always think the journey is half the fun.

I swear on moonless nights, it looks as though you’re standing at the edge of the earth, just staring across the universe.