#fpa.

[hadescavedish]

He gave the frying pan every bit of his attention, rotating pieces, pushing them down, and then piling them onto the plate with the focus of a rogue disarming a bear trap.

This is the most ttrpg sentence I've ever read.

[hadescavedish]

I want to fix this so don't make me do it alone

"We're all alone"

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

[hadescavedish]

The thing with this pair that makes me insane is that the top / bottom alignment is so clear but everything else is so fucking specific. Bc Hendricks is such a bitch (affectionate) so camp, so extra, so unaware (for a lot of things, comparably. I mean Fetch is a dumbass in the similar manner too)

[hadescavedish]

Then, Rick Tippity’s crotch exploded.

Ok.

[hadescavedish]

“Come this way. Quickly. With the events of today, I imagine my business will be booming very soon.”

Portemus (mortician) was talking about a natural disaster 😭