My sibling: So, Arwen is half elf half human, right?
Me: No. She's. Wait. Wait I need to draw a family tree.
(5 minutes later)
Me: We need math for this.
My sibling: I'll help!
(15 more minutes later)
Me: Alright, so after going through that entire family tree and calculating every single percentage of species in all these people, this now lands us with the conclusion that Arwen is 78,125% elf, 18,75% human and 3,125% maia.
My sibling: I'm so proud of us.









