Feb 13, 2021
So idk how long ago you wrote that story about jirt man and his frankenburrito, but I think I went to high school with him. He decided to become the muscle™️ version of himself after high school and he got banned from our local chipotle for doing this exact thing multiple times
I wrote the Frankenburrito post about 6 months ago. sadly I did not see him back before I changed jobs recently, so no one got a chance to ban him lmao. I would have just made his burritos again bc it was funny and i enjoy being a friend of cryptids. if it is the guy you know, I hope he is having a marvelous day and I am still entertained by his one (1) visit.