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With @frankiemalone @arianagrandayz @thereallifeprincess at Montreal Pride! 💖💖💖

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top 5 the room quotes

In no particular order:

“Anyways, how is your sex life?”“I did not hit her, it’s not true! It’s bullshit, I did not hit her. I did nawwt! Oh hi Mark!”

“What a story Mark!”

“I just like to watch you guys.”

“Thank you honey this is a beautiful party! You invited all my friends! Good thinking! :-)”Bonus- the entire exchange that takes place after Johnny doesn’t get his promotion

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pearl, katya, trixie, max, jaidynn, tempest

Pearl- If you could have any celebrity’s phone number, who’s would it be? Max (I guess Max counts because I can’t think of anyone else lol)

Katya- If you could party with anyone in the world, who would it be?Thorgy honestly. How fun would that be? ^.^

Trixie Mattel - Has something impacted your life in the past year?Getting into drag race and its fandom changed me a lot within the span of a year. It re-sparked my interest in drag and doing drag, I’ve met and befriended so many wonderful people (whom I never would have known about if it weren’t for this fandom), and it got me back into creating art again.

Max - What do you plan to do when you’re retired?assuming I’ll be able to retire pretty much what I’d like to do with my life now; own a few pets and do art… only instead I’d ideally have a nice house (with a big art studio) or a place by the beach, instead of a shitty apartment

Jaidynn- Would you change anything about yourself if you had the chance?I hesitate too much. I wish I had a stronger sense of willpower to make things happen (like finding the motivation to create art and write shit). And this also extends to my lifestyle because I’m always worrying about what my family would say. 

Tempest- If you could change one thing you’ve done in the past, what would it be?I really regret not doing more extra curricular activities, and obtaining new/improving my skills as often as I could have. I love acting, but haven’t really done anything on the stage since I was 17. I’m not comfortable with my cooking skills. Maybe if I had practiced drawing and writing more, my art would be better today. Also, learning how to dance/sew could have been an advantage for me if I ever take on drag as a career. And this is just what I can think of at the top of my head.Idk, my life is just full of ‘should haves’ and ‘could haves’, and it’s something I wish I could change. It’s even something I wish I could improve on today.

Thank you!

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trixie/acid

>:) hehehehehehehehe

-who cries when someone dies in a movie: Trixie (Acid laughs)

-who wears the ugly holiday garb: Trixie

-who pays for the meals: Acid

-who slams the oven door and who plays the trombone: Acid and Trixie

-who brings home stray animals: Trixie

-who leaves the bathroom door open: Acid

-who tells the ‘dad jokes’: I could see both, but Trixie more probably

-who wants kids more: Trixie

-who travels more: Acid

-who spends more cash: Trixie (because she buys more impractical shit)

-who buys the things in infomercials: Trixie always manages to convince Acid it’s a good idea, and Acid just rolls along with it because she thinks it’s funny af

-who draws in the dust on their cars: Both

-who starts the snowball fights: Both. Trixie because she’s a child, Acid because she’s an asshole child.

-who throws away the directions to things: Acid

-who puts up holiday decor: Trixie

-who is more likely to forget to bathe: Acid

-who gets more obsessed about things: Acid

-who sings in the shower more often: Trixie

Thank yew!! :D

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fmk max's NYC premiere look edition: the death becomes her gloves, the green top, the wig

istg i’m gonna kick your ass kayla

f- the wigm- the gloves (the only good thing about that outfit)k- Max

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@frankiemalone and  @the-greatnatsby: two time drag race fandom losers

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Further evidence as to why @frankiemalone and I should never be allowed in the same room ever 💖

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I feel like you're Belle from Beauty and the Beast bc you're pretty and smart but also have a weird Beast kink

to be fair Beast is daddy af so