@canihasmorebiscuits i wanted to do something stupid for you idk this is so stupid.
Frank nervously adjusted his tie, checking his watch every thirty seconds or so.He hadn’t dated anyone since he started dealing and his fiancée kicked him out. he took a deep breath as the second hand finally hit the sic o’clock mark, and he opened the door of his caravan, but not before taking a quick glance in the window to make sure his tie was straight.
As he pulled open the rickety door, he was met by the sweet, tomato-ey aroma that filled the caravan, mixed with the slightly bitter smell of the lemon candles he had bought earlier that week in preparation for the date. as he closed the door, the light of the setting sun was replaced by the fairy lights he had brought with the candles.
“Hey..” he smiled as he looked upon his date. “That shade of red really suits the colour of your skin. I hope you didn’t have too much trouble getting ready in here.”
he turned to his cooker, stiring the simmering ravioli, and pulling a bottle of beer out of the fridge. He brought the dinner and the drink to the table, and sat down opposite his date.
“You know, some people are talking about us...” He twirled his thumbs, avoiding looking at his date. “they say that we’re unnatural, and that i must have something wrong with me. Well I don’t care what the think. Because I love you, and that’s all that matters, right?”
The plate of Beans remained silent. Frank chuckled. “Yeah, that’s what I thought. Hey, there’s a drive in movie later, we should go.”













