#freaking puns

[awaywardplantagenet]

I saw a production of Hamlet for the first time and like, I knew he pretended to be insane for a little while to plot his uncle's murder, but I never knew he went legitimately insane enough to make a fReaKiNg pUn about the man he just accidentally murdered while dragging his corpse out of his mother's bedroom.

God, I love Shakespeare.

[abboh]

I think my school is more focused on making puns rather than actually being drug free

[ask-bucky-wintersoldier]

[asanofatherandson]

orz pundroid should be a punborg seeing as he has a human base!!! He's a cyborg!!! Gahh!!! *rolls down a hill*

[tonaku]

....my thought process is very weird, and my brain loves to throw in puns at the last second, as well.. first, it started with me thinking "I am a very awkward peanut" after I got out of the shower ...then it somehow got to "Mura's a potato, I'm a peanut! The size ratio works!" After that, the pun came in "I've noticed that my thoughts can be very nutty at times"

[wombadoodles]

god dammit

[sporesgalaxy]

Dont sweat-er it, it's probably not to big right

TUMBLR MOBILE HIDES THESE GEMS FROM ME I AM SO SORRY

[theghosthybrid]

...wait, I just now realized something.

In Danny Phantom, the in-universe media calls him Inviso-Bill.

It's a pun, a play on "invisible."

I seriously cannot believe it took me this long...