#freakingfitzgerald

[coppycatz]

I’m getting so much love from @freakingfitzgerald, I’m the happiest girl in the world :’)

[thefaceofthneedinc]

You know, I read somewhere that a sons lifespan is shortened by 3 YEARS for every month that goes by and they're not able to get to the moon. Just some facts from one of those fancy science books about health and stuff u_u

GOOD GOLLY

Forget Space laws, Son, we're gonna build our own ship and get to the moon ourselves!

[midd-mod]

Why won't you accept me?! I'd make the perfect son, I feed myself, I can burp the alphabet and I made a gun out of leggos once!

YOU WERE THE ONE WHO REJECTED ME AS DAD

[coppycatz]

@freakingfitzgerald

[thefaceofthneedinc]

Don't listen to Mid you're my only dad, the only one I need. I definitely never offered to be his son so he would get me stuff. Do listen to a word that liar says u_u

Yes, I'm your only dad and anyone who says otherwise should be locked IN A HOOSEGOW.

But regardless, son, you're becoming a fine Once-ler. I'm right proud of you for doing whatever it takes to get what you need

[coppycatz]

I always open them in public at the worst times you have to warn me!! There were kids!

But it’s not even a nude? And I’ve sent you worse things without warning! BV 

[midd-mod]

),,B

B”)))