#freaks...

[stephnighta]

They're having a freak off...

They're both losing...

[scoundrellyfeline]

why is she so small

[sporeofmanynames]

guys...

Im writing another smut fic

What is wrong with me (nothing there's nothing wrong with writing smut)

[apple-pie-slut]

Jelq(?)! Duooooo

I was. Lowkey struggling to come with designs for schlatt so I give u both c!schlatt and glatt

Ok here is my hcs for them also I'm pretty proud of c!Jack 🫣🫣‼️.

Hcs;

Schlatt x Jack ; here me out. C! Jack kinda becomes an alcoholic in the tommyinnit hotel where he slowly rots away until tubbo finds him and helps him join snow chester. Glatt taking a annoying interest to the point he love-hates Jack is really funny to me because he still absolutely hates anyone who was in lmanburg fighting against him in the election but he doesn't remember Jack ever being on his side in manberg as president. So. There is a hell lot of tension between them and they Lowkey never address it at any point but end up gaining stupid crushes on eachother...

- c! Jack grew out his hair in his depression era in the hotel. He just shaved it immediately cause it was bothering him when he got better.

- c! Jack genuinely craves a actual apology from everyone on the server minus few selections of people.

- c! Schlatt and glatt are genuinely the same person just one has a little bit of memory loss and is less srs.

-c! Schlatt kinda is responsible for starting Jack's drinking and hasn't admitted it.

- c! Jack actually found out after losing he lost his 3rd life he was immortal but ended up with a fuck ton of burns from climbing out of hell.

- Jack enjoys wearing dresses / skirts instead of pants or shirts because of his burn scars on his body. (C!tubbo put him onto them and he is to give credit to lol)

- c! Schlatt during manberg didn't genuinely view c!Jack as a human sometimes just a tool which is something that deeply affected c!Jack manifold.

Ok bye that's all ✌️

[rosetatt00]

Im so starting to get into these twinks right now

[mellohiizz]

YYYYYEAHHHH MY FUCKING PROPAGANDA BABYY!!!! HAVE YOU SEEN SQUIDDOS LATEST UPLOAD TOO??

She was like “I’m always in heaven while I’m…(stares at ash who perks up in the animation) playing Minecraft.” And then he giggled; THEY EVEN HELD HANDS IN ANIMATION FORMAT DUDEEEEEE

- mushroom anon

YEAHH THE PROPAGANDA IS WORKING. they're cute... i can definitely admit that ☹️ uu squidswag has me in shambles though. it's probably the only uu ash ship i can see not being fully messed up and toxic. and it makes me want to bash my head against a wall /silly

[mabepearls]

these grand festival fits are once again affirming to me that splatoon is for the queers i love it