#freeloading slacker

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dude even if i wanted to be i am NOT employable

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so. everyone wanna fund me travelling the world? why? why me? i blog everyday. don't you wanna follow teh blog of the worldwide drifter??? giving my autistic disco to wherever i wander? just like.... feed me. and give me a place to stay. or. or. or. or. dan and phil? oh its out of your price range...? is it? i know youre remoldling and focusing on that morgatge.... with your vpn ads..... uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm uhm. but. you gotta at least know a guy who knows a guy. you can tell josh hutcherson the only way you will forgive him for pissing on your time is to fund your long lost mpreg child's artistic endeavors. and that's an idea i just came up with on the spot.

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dear tumblr

dear dan and phil: PLEASEPLEASEPLSPLSPLSPLSPSLPSLPSLSPLSPLSPLSPSLPSLPLSPSLPSLPSLPSLSPSLPSLPSLSPLSPLSPSLPLSPSLPSLSPLSLPS

PLEEK

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i love indulging in vices

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my goal is to. call myself home to someone's spare room

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i dont intend on making a “livable wage”

i… am a freeloading slacker.

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i really outta slack off more

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i love you staying awake ewhenever i want and sleeping whenever i want oh how i missed ouy you guy i had soooo much shit that last week of college. yes i dropped out of the storytelling troupe. but dude the choir concert was omfg it was so much singing and hot room and then the people who owned the household i grew up in were getting on my ass because i forgot to register for summer classes and they were like oh are you still taking classes and i went i got a summer interneship and then they were just getting on my ass about graduating so i had to go yes i was just overwhelmed with finals i hadnt registered im still graduating and now i have to just come up with bullshit answers to the remaining questions there's no kicking me out im here till end of july wahoooooooooooo my shcemesz.................. things. are schemeing.