Sep 7, 2023
The 99 Cent Read. Just enough for a coffee break. Over 20 titles to choose from…humor, workshops, drama, more humor, short stories and still more humor. All for less than a buck.
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The 99 Cent Read. Just enough for a coffee break. Over 20 titles to choose from…humor, workshops, drama, more humor, short stories and still more humor. All for less than a buck.
Three new stories on Smashwords and just in time for the July Summer Sale! All three will be free till the end of the month, after which, you won’t be able to afford them. These are ebooks only and you can read them on just about any device, including your phone.
Two more stories up at Smashwords for their July sale. These are free for this month only. And then they're a million dollars each. :)
These were both published in Projected Letters Literary Journal several years ago.
Just click here: https://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/biffmitchell and scroll down.
Tina and Her Talking Nipple: A FREE Collection of Short Stories
Absurd Stories for Absurd Times
https://theweeklymancom.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/tina-and-her-talking-nipple.pdf
Tina and Her Talking Nipple: A FREE Collection of Short Stories
Absurd Stories for Absurd Times
https://theweeklymancom.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/tina-and-her-talking-nipple.pdf
Tina and Her Talking Nipple: A FREE Collection of Short Stories
Absurd Stories for Absurd Times
https://theweeklymancom.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/tina-and-her-talking-nipple.pdf
Tina and Her Talking Nipple: A FREE Collection of Short Stories
Absurd Stories for Absurd Times
https://theweeklymancom.files.wordpress.com/2020/04/tina-and-her-talking-nipple.pdf
Based on a true story: In the dead of night, an eerie turn of events betides four blissfully unaware teenage girls. Estimated reading time: 3.7 minutes
Late past midnight, group of friends hanging out, senseless jokes—for many, those’re the staples of the fun young days. Unfortunately for this group of four teenage girls, they’re going to be thinking twice when hanging out past midnight again.
The four girls are sitting around in their hostel room, cracking dumb jokes, having a fun time. Hours pass, and one of them decides to take a shower before hitting the sack. And if one girl goes, all girls go, so they all gather their shower things—towels, change of clothes, etcetera—and they all leave together.
These girls aren’t rascals, so they’re being considerate when walking the quiet hallway: lowering their voices, stifling their laughs, chuckling quietly, shushing one another if the other’s too loud because, as far as they know, everyone else in this hostel is sound asleep. Most lights are shut; everywhere’s quiet.
The downstairs hall is where all the facilities are—café, gym, and the shower where they’re headed—and just like everywhere else, the entire hall is dim-lit. Only enough lighting for people to find their way around, in the case of someone being awake around this time.
So, they make it to the twin doors of the shower and…
Open, squeeeeak; close, BANG—remember that—these heavy twin doors are not quiet in any way. And take note, this is an echoey place, so every slight movement can be heard. But now they’re in a space where they can talk, laugh, joke, wrestle, do it all loudly.
In this shower, there are cubicles for each showerhead, so every user has their privacy. While talking, each girl enters a cubicle neighboring one another and they continue conversing while bathing, raising their voices so that they can be heard over the pitter-patter of falling water.
One of them cracks a joke, all four of them laugh. But then…