#french twitter

[frenchtiktoks]

[vangoghs-other-ear]

im 100% Baudelaire.

(would y’all like me to translate this?)

[tearyphoenixx]

french twitter memes are funny but i swear to god the woke community is like years old late, you see some tweet sharing numbers people can call in case they are in a abusive relationship and so many pissboy in the reply being like "what about men ToT" and i KNOW they wouldn't last two seconds alive on tungle

[the-french-griff]

today in why, sometimes, i really love french twitter :

so basically if you are French, you just Know™ the incipit of The Stranger (aka L’Étranger) by Camus or at least the first sentence ; it goes like this :

Aujourd’hui, maman est morte. Ou peut-être hier, je ne sais pas. J’ai reçu un télégramme de l’asile : « Mère décédée. Enterrement demain. Sentiments distingués. » Cela ne veut rien dire. C’était peut-être hier.

and... one can ask.... what happened ? memes. memes happened.

concerning the recent “inclusive writing” discourse :

this one involves another French meme :

[audio transcript] ah bah c’est bien Nils ! super pour l’appareil photo ! génial ! j’te remercie ! il est foutu c’est pas grave hein ! hein t’es vraiment qu’un sale petit con ! putain mais c’est dingue !

and yes i really really like memes about literature so... enjoy !

[aennmy]

Les ex-terminal L et ceux de cette année ça vous rappelle qq chose non ? :v

[the-french-griff]

[the-french-griff]

the worst part of it all is that i would eat the Thing

[the-french-griff]