#frenchlock

[retrocaptured]

“Bit mean, springing it on you like that, i know. Could have given you a heart attack, probably still will. But in my defence, it was very funny.”

[hideouspumpkin]

For the french people, here you are (x)

[thedeadgayaesthetic]

HELLO

its the new year soon!!!!!! 

we are having a party at the hive so come if you want!!!!

pls bring food and/or softs n alcohol!!!!!

the party starts around 7pm!!!!!

[sherlock-is-no-sociopath]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson Characters: Sherlock Holmes, John Watson Additional Tags: OctoJohn, Sexe entre espèces différentes, organes féminins sur un corps d’homme, Oui ça fonctionne aussi dans l’autre sens, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Ais-je mentionné le lubrifiant, Relation de couple établie, Humour Summary:

Sherlock découvre que John est moitié humain, moitié pieuvre avec des… conséquences intéressantes.

[pasiphile]

The best bit about kickederenjaeger's translation is that tiny bit of Seb at the end because

" j’ai cru que tu étais mort, tu m’as laissé pourrir, sale con"

and I can just hear him say it, it's brilliant.

[abitnotgood]

Sherlock left naughty little notes and poems about John's anatomy around the flat. In French.  A private little game for years.  John collecting them but never commenting.  Not even translating them all.  Until Sherlock was gone for two years and he'd read them all a hundred times over.

[johnwatsonsmonsterdong-blog]

turn of the 19th century johnlock AU set in Paris

[achvilles]

Frenchlock (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧